Finally, it looks like I can say I’m proud of my home state of New Mexico. Two men were arrested yesterday after authorities discovered their complicated plot to kill Justin Bieber, thus delivering the first blow in the global war on crappy Canadian pop music.
A grocery store worker accused of handing out a semen-tainted yogurt sample has been sentenced to two years in prison.
New Mexico state trooper gets caught having sex on camera in full uniform. That’s one way to get out of a ticket.
If you get pulled over for speeding, you can convince a cop to let you off with a warning or less. Fucking a state trooper on the hood of your car in broad daylight is one way to do it, until your shenanigans get caught on tape. Getting out of a ticket probably isn’t the motivation here, I’m just wildly speculating. But the fact is that a New Mexico state trooper is in hot water after being caught on tape fucking a woman on the hood of a car. And that’s usually frowned upon.
This would have been a picture of my 2-month old baby if the mother had decided to not KILL our child!
When 35 year old Greg Fultz’s girlfriend became pregnant, she decided not to keep the baby. Fultz, of Alamagordo, New Mexico, decided that he was going to shame his girlfriend for her actions by buying the above billboard. And now the ex-girlfriend is suing for harassment and invasion of privacy.
Supposedly discovered hidden in the deserts of New Mexico in the 1880s, the ancient stone you see above is carved with the writing of ancient Greece. But how did an ancient Greek stone tablet, possibly from 500 BC end up in the middle of nowhere, New Mexico? Obviously, the ancient Greeks put it there.
Today marks the 63rd anniversary of the announcement of the famous UFO crash in Roswell, New Mexico in 1947. The actual date of the crash isn’t known, but it was July 8th that it was first announced in the Roswell Daily Record.