New Jersey environmental officials say 336,000 gallons of diesel fuel spilled after a storage tank was lifted and ruptured from the surge from superstorm Sandy.
With a storm as big as Sandy, hitting an area so densely populated by so many people with cameras in their pockets and Twitter and Facebook and Instagram accounts, the most unprecedented thing about Sandy is the gigantic volume of pictures taken of the natural disaster. This large gallery is only a tiny fraction of what’s out there.
With quite a few animated features now under its belt, Dreamworks has decided it wants to go the Disney and Universal route and build its own theme park. The park, which will be in New Jersey, will showcase Dreamworks’ animated films such as Shrek, Puss in Boots, Kung Fu Panda and Madagascar.
And in news about crazy, probably drugged up and definitely crazy motherfuckers, earlier this week, a man in Hackensack, New Jersey barricaded himself in a room, sliced his belly open and started hurling chunks of his own intestines at police.
Tanning beds aren’t the best thing on the world, and they’re not supposed to be used like five year olds. What kind of mom would take her five year old daughter to a tanning salon? The kind of woman that thinks it’s attractive to go around looking like she just escaped from an 1890s minstrel show.
Saw this at a farmer’s market in central Jersey. Looks like the recession hit Bruce hard, too.
Fake doctor injects silicon into man’s penis, kills him. Still not a good idea to inject shit lying around your house into your body
I’m not sure where the trend of injecting random building materials into body parts started, but it’s not a good idea. Here’s a tip, morons: If it’s available at Home Depot, it’s not supposed to be injected into any body part. But just like the trans woman who was caught injecting cement into people’s asses, here’s another story with a more tragic ending.
Donna Simpson, the New Jersey mom who for the past several years has made it her life’s goal to become the world’s fattest woman, has given up on her dream and will now go on a diet. The 730 pound woman decided to give up her 15,000 calorie a day diet after her fiance and the father of her children left her.
There’s a lot of shit buried in the soil under New Jersey, but paleontologists found something they didn’t expect— a 65 million year old sea turtle skeleton, way back from when New Jersey was completely under water.