Jersey City PATH escalator accidentally starts going in reverse, hilarity ensues
No one was injured when this up escalator at a Jersey City PATH station started going backwards, but boy is it hilarious to watch.
Chris Christie refuses to answer questions about Twinkies
“I’ve been on Saturday Night Live enough, I’m not answering questions about Twinkies…”
SuperMegaStorm Sandy sends 300,000 gallons of oil into the waters between NY/NJ

New Jersey environmental officials say 336,000 gallons of diesel fuel spilled after a storage tank was lifted and ruptured from the surge from superstorm Sandy.
Chris Christie bitchslaps reporter who asks the NJ governor if he’s playing politics with Hurricane Sandy
It’s amazing what can get done when politicians drop the bullshit for one god damn second.
Lots and lots of pictures of Hurricane Sandy’s flooding and thrashing of the northeast

With a storm as big as Sandy, hitting an area so densely populated by so many people with cameras in their pockets and Twitter and Facebook and Instagram accounts, the most unprecedented thing about Sandy is the gigantic volume of pictures taken of the natural disaster. This large gallery is only a tiny fraction of what’s out there.
Jet skiing through Manasquan, New Jersey during Hurricane Sandy. Because that’s how we roll.
Dreamworks is planning its own movie theme park in gorgeous New Jersey

With quite a few animated features now under its belt, Dreamworks has decided it wants to go the Disney and Universal route and build its own theme park. The park, which will be in New Jersey, will showcase Dreamworks’ animated films such as Shrek, Puss in Boots, Kung Fu Panda and Madagascar.
And today in zombie news, NJ man hacks himself open and throws bits of his intestine at police

And in news about crazy, probably drugged up and definitely crazy motherfuckers, earlier this week, a man in Hackensack, New Jersey barricaded himself in a room, sliced his belly open and started hurling chunks of his own intestines at police.
World’s tannest mom arrested for taking her 5 year old daughter to the tanning salon

Tanning beds aren’t the best thing on the world, and they’re not supposed to be used like five year olds. What kind of mom would take her five year old daughter to a tanning salon? The kind of woman that thinks it’s attractive to go around looking like she just escaped from an 1890s minstrel show.
Apparently a shitty economy is even hurting Bruce Wayne
Saw this at a farmer’s market in central Jersey. Looks like the recession hit Bruce hard, too.
Fake doctor injects silicon into man’s penis, kills him. Still not a good idea to inject shit lying around your house into your body

I’m not sure where the trend of injecting random building materials into body parts started, but it’s not a good idea. Here’s a tip, morons: If it’s available at Home Depot, it’s not supposed to be injected into any body part. But just like the trans woman who was caught injecting cement into people’s asses, here’s another story with a more tragic ending.
Donna Simpson gives up her dream of being the world’s fattest woman, is going on a diet

Donna Simpson, the New Jersey mom who for the past several years has made it her life’s goal to become the world’s fattest woman, has given up on her dream and will now go on a diet. The 730 pound woman decided to give up her 15,000 calorie a day diet after her fiance and the father of her children left her.
65 million year old sea turtle found in New Jersey

There’s a lot of shit buried in the soil under New Jersey, but paleontologists found something they didn’t expect— a 65 million year old sea turtle skeleton, way back from when New Jersey was completely under water.
Mayor Nick Sacco launches his re-election campaign with some sick beats
I don’t even know where North Bergen (New Jersey, I had to look it up), but now I’ve got “I don’t know where you be from, but I be from North Bergen, son!” stuck in my head.

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