One of the most infamous of MST3K movies, uploaded here for your viewing pleasure. See: The enormous screaming hero. See: The Santa Claus like starship commander See: The undead crew member. See: The shamelessly recycled Battlestar Galactica model shots Hear: Mike and the Bots’ myriad assortment of nicknames for our hero like SLAP ROCKCHEST.
Check out this clip from “Project Popcorn”, the Russian MST3K ripoff
I’ve not a fucking clue what’s going on here other than the robots have been replaced with a penguin and a dog. Here’s the description as it appears on YouTube since I don’t have to type it:
"The protagonist - Stepa is a guinea pig at the Institute of Brain. His mind processes the old movies the villain Professor Zamyshlyavkin. But friends - talking dog ketchup and cynical penguin Fidel always ready to joke in the most dangerous places for the psyche! Watch movies with the steppe, ketchup and Fidel - the best entertainment for fans of black humor!"
This is MST3K number 512, which was the very last episode starring Joel Hodges.
Do you like loner cops but wish they were generally fatter, sloppier and drunker? Well, you’re in luck! Joe Don Baker stars as the titular cop who does not follow the rules. Mitchell must race against time - and somehow find his way among the many beer cans on the floor of his home - to catch a wealthy man with mob ties who plans to secure a shipment of heroin for himself.