Saturday morning cartoons: “Life’s a Jungle”
Straight to video rip-offs of popular animated features isn’t new, but this rip-off of Dreamworks’ Madagascar called ‘Life’s a Jungle’ is particularly fucking awful. At least when companies were ripping off hand-drawn 2D films, there was some kind of value to them, but this is just hideous.
It’s a brand new TV trailer for Brave. Give it a look, wou’ya?
This new TV trailer for Brave gives a bit more about Merida’s family and shows a bit more about the bear that she’s going to be going after, looks fucking awesome etc. Also, serious question— for decades, there have been lots of movies about girls rebelling against traditional female roles to be warriors, hunters etc and that’s cool, but where are the movies about guys rejecting traditional guy roles? A Disney movie about a boy who doesn’t want to be a football player, but wants to be a florist or a hairdresser. When’s that gonna happen?
Check out the trailer for ‘Dark Blood’ starring River Phoenix. Yes, that River Phoenix
Almost 20 years ago, actor River Phoenix died from a drug overdose at the age of 23. When he died, he was in the middle of filming Dark Blood, and the movie was never released. Now in 2012, it’s finally been completed and will be released.
Dealing with nuclear testing and its long-lasting deadly effects, the story portrays Boy, a young widower living in the desert at a nuclear testing site. Living as a hermit, he waits for the end of the world carving Katchina dolls that he believes have magical powers. While traveling on a “second” honeymoon across the Arizona desert, the car of the Hollywood jet-set couple (Pryce & Davis) breaks down. They are rescued by Boy, who holds them prisoners because he desires the woman and wants to create a better world with her.
Oh hell yes, it’s a new red band trailer for Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter
I think it’s red band because of all the blood, not because there are any boobies. Way too much blood being splattered around than someone somewhere is comfortable with. That person is probably a vampire.
Check out two new Dark Knight Rises TV trailers
A little more footage that you haven’t seen before, combined with a lot that you have. Oh July 20, get here sooner please.
Check out the trailer for the new Paul Thomas Anderson movie, ‘The Master’
The film stars Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Amy Adams and Joaquin Phoenix, and it’s set in the 1950s. The story follows the man known as The Master of the film’s title, who heads up a religious group that begins to gain popularity across America. Not that you’d get that from the first trailer for the film. It’s light on detail, high on style, and as any Paul Thomas Anderson fan will tell you, the film is likely to be damn near unmissable.
Check out the brand new TV spot for Total Recall
Yeah okay, I was really skeptical at first, but this actually looks like it could be pretty good. I don’t really like saying that, but it’s true.
Check out the trailer for ‘The Great Gatsby”
Starring Leonardo DiCaprio and directed by Baz Luhrmann, this new adaptation of F. Scott Fitzgerald’s Great American Novel looks the part, though it also seems to showcase DiCaprio’s inability to do any sort of accent. Again. But, it still looks like it could be pretty good.
The Great Gatsby opens December 25
Watch the first teaser trailer for Anchorman 2
Nothing but some clever one liners, but I’m pretty fucking excited. It’s like an old fashioned shot to the nut sack. But in a good way.
Teaser trailer for the new Bond flick, ‘Skyfall’
Some are saying this could be whatshisname’s last Bond film. Yes, no, maybe? I think Craig makes a damn good Bond, even though he’s very different than most of the past versions.
The Dark Knight Rises trailer, done with footage from Batman, the animated series
What are you? I’M GOTHAM’S RECKONING. In a luchador mask.
Check out the first trailer for ‘Hyde Park on Hudson’
Here’s the first trailer for Hyde Park on Hudson, starring Bill Murray as FDR, depicting the visit of the King and Queen of England to America, the first diplomatic visit of British royalty to the US. This is definitely on my can’t-wait list for this year. Hyde Park opens December 7.
Check out the trailer for ‘Mission to Lars’
Mission to Lars is a documentary about a man with Fragile X syndrome and his personal quest to meet Lars Ulrich. Looks pretty charming. Mission to Lars opens June 6 in the UK.
Check out the first full trailer for ‘The Campaign’
Starring Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis as two politicians dueling for a North Carolina house seat, this looks pretty damn funny… though I could just be impressed that Galifianakis (a NC native) and Ferrell nail the unique North Carolina accent, something that I’ve never seen on film.
Check out the trailer for ‘Argo’, Ben Affleck’s new 1970s political caper
As the Iranian revolution reaches a boiling point, a CIA ‘exfiltration’ specialist concocts a risky plan to free six Americans who have found shelter at the home of the Canadian ambassador.
Starring Alan Arkin, Bryan Cranston, John Goodman, Zeljko Ivanek, Richard Kind, Scoot McNairy, Chris Messina, Michael Parks, Kerry Bishe, Kyle Chandler, Tate Donovan, Clea DuVall, Victor Garber, and Taylor Schilling, Argo opens October 12.

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