The final trailer for X-Men: Days of Future Past, because I can’t get enough of time traveling mutants
In which Wolverine travels 50 years into the past to try and get the younger versions of Xavier, Magneto, Beast et al to join together against Trask and his Sentinel army. My only lingering question is how the writers have handled Peter Dinklage as Bolivar Trask— that is, Dinklage is a terrific actor, and I think it was incredible for him to get cast in such a high profile “non-midget” role, but on the other hand, there seems to be an obvious built-in character story when you cast a person with an actual physical, full body mutation such as dwarfism in the role of a character who builds an army of giant robots to defeat mutants, and I hope that doesn’t get too stupid, as in “Trask is just pissed because he’s just a normal short mutant, not a super-powered mutant, so he builds giant robots… didn’t see that one coming.”
Check out the trailer for ‘Soaked in Bleach’, the documentary about the initial investigation into the death of Kurt Cobain
Soaked in Bleach reveals the events behind Kurt Cobain’s death as seen through the eyes of Tom Grant, the private investigator that was hired by Courtney Love in 1994 to track down her missing husband (Kurt Cobain) only days before his deceased body was found at their Seattle home.
Things that will piss you off this morning: Captain Janeway narrates a documentary about how the Earth is the center of the universe
Kate “Captain Janeway” Mulgrew set to narrate a documentary about how god made the Earth and how it is the center of the universe because, you know, that shit makes perfect fucking sense. Michio Kaku and Lawrence Krauss also make appearances, hopefully only because they, as well as Mulgrew, just needed an easy paycheck and a good laugh. And no, the date of the video or link is not April 1st.
I’m going to go cry under a pile of blankets in the corner while pulling on a jug of cheap grain alcohol while listening to Mozart’s Requiem.
Scarlett Johansson is an ass-kicking super genius in this first trailer for Luc Besson’s ‘Lucy’
Besson directs Scarlett Johansson in Lucy, an action-thriller that tracks a woman accidentally caught in a dark deal who turns the tables on her captors and transforms into a merciless warrior evolved beyond human logic.
Morning movie trailers: Holy crap, check out the first full trailer for Jupiter Ascending
The latest movie from the Wachowskis has Channing Tatum, Mila Kunis, Sean Bean and humanity against “the galaxy’s greatest empire” and so much awesomeness. Jupiter Ascending hits theaters in the US July 18.