Here’s the first trailer for Fifty Shades of Grey. Watch it, then forget all about it
Seriously, I implore you… don’t buy the book, don’t watch the movie, not even out of curiosity, because this crap has made enough money and there’s nothing to be curious about except really really awful writing that not even a tiny bit of kink can save. This started out as Twilight fan fiction, just remember that.
Official U.S. trailer for Terry Gilliam’s latest sci-fi film, The Zero Theorem. In theaters September 19th and VOD/iTunes on August 19th.
Acclaimed director Terry Gilliam (Brazil, 12 Monkeys, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas) returns with the visually stunning sci-fi epic The Zero Theorem, starring Academy Award winner Christoph Waltz as Qohen, an eccentric and reclusive computer genius. Living in isolation, Qohen is obsessively working on a mysterious project personally delegated to him by Management (Matt Damon) aimed at discovering the meaning of life – or the complete lack of one—once and for all. Increasingly disturbed by visits from people he doesn’t fully trust, including the flirtatious Bainsley (Mélanie Thierry), his unpredictable supervisor Job (David Thewlis), and would-be digital therapist Dr. Shrink-Rom (Tilda Swinton), it’s only when he experiences the power of love and desire that he’s able to understand his own reason for being.
Check out the first trailer for Horrible Bosses 2, coming in November
Fed up with answering to higher-ups, Nick (Bateman), Dale (Day) and Kurt (Sudeikis) decide to become their own bosses by launching their own business in “Horrible Bosses 2.” But a slick investor soon pulls the rug out from under them. Outplayed and desperate, and with no legal recourse, the three would-be entrepreneurs hatch a misguided plan to kidnap the investor’s adult son and ransom him to regain control of their company.
Latest full length trailer for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles admits the idea of alien turtles is stupid
I would really really like to like the upcoming TMNT movie, but I just can’t. There are definitely things to like, but I hate the Turtle’s character design, I hate the whole Michael Bay-ness of the thing— lens flare, way too much of everything going on in every shot and a persistent faith in Megan Fox’s acting ability.
After finding a lump in his man-boob and fearing certain death, Mark (Gavin McInnes), a former comedian, hires the services of Bryan (Liam Aiken), a young, impressionable cameraman, to document important video lessons for Mark’s unborn son. With the help of Bryan, Mark gives his own comical, and often crude interpretation of what it truly means to be a man—like how to fight a bully, how to drink, and how to pick up women. When he almost loses everything important to him, Mark realizes that he is the one with the most to learn.
Check out the final trailer for Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
We’ve got apes talking and riding on horseback and shit, which is fantastic, but it looks like it still suffers from my big problem with the last Apes film and that’s that I just don’t like the CGI animation.
Check out the first teaser trailer for ‘Birdman’ starring Michael Keaton
BIRDMAN or The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance is a black comedy that tells the story of an actor (Michael Keaton) — famous for portraying an iconic superhero — as he struggles to mount a Broadway play. In the days leading up to opening night, he battles his ego and attempts to recover his family, his career, and himself.
That sounds awesome and all, but I’ll never stop wondering what Keaton would be like in Batman vs Superman.