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AP editor: Michele Bachmann is such a liar, we had to impose a limit on fact checking her

If it seems like the media is often rough on Michele Bachmann, they’re actually fairly lenient, perhaps a bit too much. According to an editor at the Associated Press, the AP had to impose an upper limit on fact checking her, because almost everything that comes out of her mouth is a fabrication of some sort. They felt they had to print something, so they had to let some of the crazy slip through.

posted 27 September, 2012
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Rick Perry, Michele Bachmann pull out of Trump debate, leaving only Santorum vs. Newt

Hey Trump… nobody likes you.

Donald Trump was supposed to be hosting a GOP presidential debate, but now it appears this debate will only be between Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich, if it happens at all. When the debate was first announced, Ron Paul, John Huntsman and Mitt Romney all declined the offer to participate and now Rick Perry and Michele Bachmann are both bowing out of Trump’s dog and pony show.

posted 09 December, 2011
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Michele Bachmann: “Gays have the same rights to get married, as long as they marry someone of the opposite sex”

While at a small town hall type meeting in Iowa, Michele Bachmann is confronted by a high school student who confronts her about Bachmann’s views on gay marriage, and all Bachmann can do is vomit up ignorance.

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posted 02 December, 2011
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Michele Bachmann goes on Jimmy Fallon, is played by the Roots with “Lyin’ Ass Bitch”

Last night, before Late Night with Jimmy Fallon went on the air, The Roots’ Questlove tweeted “aight late night walkon song devotees: you love it when we snark: this next one takes the cake. ask around cause i aint tweeting title.” And he wasn’t lying… when Michele Bachmann went on, The Roots played her on with “Lyin’ Ass Bitch” by Fishbone. I guess “Crazy” by Patsy Cline would have been too recognizable.

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posted 22 November, 2011
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I’M BACHMANN

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posted 05 November, 2011
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Even more bad lip reading: Michele Bachmann

Oh, these just never get old. And tell that super size homeless German woman I’m going to break a tree root off up in her shrimp.

Previously: Rick Perry and Barack Obama

posted 05 October, 2011
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And now, here’s Michele Bachmann hanging out with a bunch of cow carcasses

Michele Bachmann tours a meat processing plant in Des Moines, Iowa, but just seems happy to find mindless meat slabs that won’t fact check her.

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posted 23 September, 2011
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I knew you couldn’t treat the gay away, and now Mr. Bachmann has a handful of Santorum.

posted 15 September, 2011
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Oh look, it’s another completely unflattering photo of Michele Bachmann that will in no way be dirtier with Photoshop

Not like it takes a whole lot with this photo, but there are some finishing touches one could add, if one were so inclined.

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posted 13 September, 2011
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Video game “Tea Party Zombies Must Die” is sort of self-explanatory

Tea Party Republicans are often criticized for their hyperbolic rhetoric, but one indie video game company is matching the crazy with Tea Party Zombies must die, a video game that has players shooting zombie versions of Tea Party supporters and politicians. Personally, I’d be happy with a game that just involves teabagging Tea Baggers while they scream about how Obama is turning America into a Islamo-fascist Communist shithole.

posted 07 September, 2011
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Michele Bachmann’s words of wisdom on Hurricane Irene

“I don’t know how much God has to do to get the attention of the politicians,” Bachmann said to supporters. “We’ve had an earthquake; we’ve had a hurricane. He said, ‘Are you going to start listening to me here? Listen to the American people because the American people are roaring right now. They know government is on a morbid obesity diet and we’ve got to rein in the spending.’ ”

Her people said that she was just kidding. Because Bachmann saying crazy shit is just so out of character.

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Michele Bachmann’s response to today’s earthquake

Okay, so it’s not the real Michele Bachmann, but that doesn’t mean that I couldn’t hear those exact words coming out of her gaping maw.

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Michele Bachmann wins the meaningless Iowa Straw Poll, but gives us another incredible photo

I know this was just a split second of corndog bliss, but in that blink of an eye that was probably nearly imperceptible at the moment, Bachmann’s got this weird crack ho look about her.

And step two? Shove the wiener in her husband’s face. Oh yeah, he likes it. He’s trying to act like he’s not, but he is. So much.

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HOLY FUCK MICHELE BACHMANN IS GOING TO EAT ME

Yes, that really is the real cover of this week’s Newsweek. Yes, that is absolute crazy in them thar eyes. This woman wants to be the next president of the United States, yet anyone across the globe, whether they know who she is or not can clearly see that she’s several fries short of a Happy Meal.

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Scary children really, really want Michele Bachmann for president OMGSHESSOPRETTY

And this is why children aren’t allowed to vote, though I guess these kids are about as smart and have the same decision making savvy as many Bachmann supporters.

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