Earlier this year, a bizarre face-eating attack on a man in Miami was the first of a tongue-in-cheek “Year of the Zombie”. But for victim Ronald Poppo, having his face eaten off and eyeballs plucked out wasn’t anything at all to joke about. For the first time, Mr. Poppo speaks publicly about the brutal experience.
So does anyone want a free BJ? Sara Jay and Angelina Castro are promising they will deliver on their deal that Heat fans will get free porn star blow jobs now that the Heat have won the NBA title.
Miami face-eating “zombie” wasn’t high on bath salts or LSD, just weed. WEED TURNS PEOPLE INTO FACE EATING ZOMBIES
It turns out that guy who was supposed to be a zombie who took super-acid or smoked bath salts and ate that other guy’s face off was just feeling silly. After an extensive toxicology report on the body of Rudy Eugene, it was found that he was only high on weed— no super LSD, no regular LSD, no bath salts, no alcohol. Stay tuned for news reports that weed now turns you into zombies and makes you randomly attack nice neighborhood watch people.
When the zombies started attacking, you knew it would happen in Florida. Saturday afternoon, Miami police fatally shot a man on a highway on ramp who was naked and chewing someone’s face off.
Never been to Miami, I’m here for New Year’s… where are the must go places I should check out?
Some people are desperate to get bigger butts and more curves, but no matter how desperate you are, going to a transsexual woman in some dark room so she can inject a mixture of cement and god-knows-what-else into your ass cheeks is never a good idea.
Maybe I’m just assuming too much, but I’ve always assumed that most people are familiar with the fact that deaf people communicate with each other with sign language and that most people are pretty familiar with what sign language looks like. But apparently that assumption would be wrong.