I Heart Chaos

The hell you say.

I’ve got one of these on each finger. I’m unstoppable.

May is National Masturbation Month, just FYI

No matter your nationality, May is National Masturbation Month. You may be celebrating right now and you don’t even know it, so congratulations.

That’s what you get!

I work in a college mail center. When we were putting out mail this morning, we found this. (Possibly NSFW)

Man banned “from all libraries on earth” for public masturbation

A 20-year-old Wisconsin man, was just carrying on his day like any other free-to-roam human being, when it is alleged he felt the sudden and immediate urge to masturbate in a public library.

Zombie Dildo, for when your thing is fucking the undead (NSFW)

There are all kinds of dildo designs for all kinds of people, and if undead dick is your thing, you can now get a dildo that looks like a rock hard zombie pecker. NSFW picture below.

Brb, keeping my prostate healthy.

Conceptual machine is like a pencil sharpener that turns almost anything into a dildo

By Francesco Morackini

posted 19 February, 2013
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This penis powered controller is what you get when a PS Move and a Fleshlight have a love child

If you think there’s a serious lack of Japanese sex games that come with their own Fleshlight-like peripherals, check out the bundle with Custom Maid 3D.

Here’s a trio of cute little vibrators for the ladies

Buxxxer vibrators get your clit vibratin’ while you’re ‘batin.

Product link

posted 06 February, 2013
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That’s the um… unicorn’s magic wand.

posted 31 December, 2012
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Great last minute gift for your grandmother: A 9.5” personal massager.

posted 19 December, 2012
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Open source, sonar-controlled vibrator you play like a theremin, with your whole body

Scanlime’s Beth modded a remote control vibrator, replacing the interface with an Arduino-based sonar controller that she can activate with any part of her body, playing it like a theremin. The result is pretty cool — it “closes the feedback loop” between the vibrator’s intensity and the user’s physical response. The post includes a detailed technical breakdown of the reverse-engineering steps that she used to work out how to hijack the control mechanism, and the steps that went into building the remote, including a 3D printed chassis. The plans are open source hardware (CC-BY-SA), and posted to Github.

posted 01 December, 2012
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IHC After Dark shorts: “The Day the Earth Stopped Masturbating”

In this parody movie trailer inspired by the sci-fi film The Day the Earth Stood Still and created by French comedy group Golden Moustache, humanity has no choice but to face the grave danger of extinction when the U.S. government discovers that one man’s self-pleasure leads to another man’s death.

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