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So, what DOES the bible say about marriage?

Missouri man arrested for failing to leave the bedside of his sick husband

In Missouri, gay marriage is neither legal nor recognized. One of the strongest emotional arguments for marriage equality played out in real life this week as Roger Gorley, who had been given power of attorney over the affairs of his long term boyfriend, was arrested when he refused to leave the hospital bedside of his dying partner when the bedridden man’s family ordered Gorley to leave.

Ian McKellan will be marrying Patrick Stewart

And by “marrying”, I mean that Sir Ian McKellan will be officiating the wedding between Sir Patrick Stewart and Picard’s love lady friend, Sunny Ozell.

Meet the couple who could have the fortitude for a trip to Mars and back

Last month, billionaire Dennis Tito said that he wants to send a married couple on a trip around Mars and back, a journey of 500 days in a tiny tin can floating through space. For the mission, it can’t just be any couple— preferably, you’d want two people who have experience living in extreme isolation for long periods of time without killing each other. Rolf and Deborah Shapiro have done just that, having spent 15 months alone in Antarctica, just for the fuck of it.

Billionaire wants to send a married couple around Mars starting in 2018. Yeah, that’ll work.

Billionaire space tourist guy Dennis Tito wants to help be one of the first people to launch people to Mars in 2018. Instead of a single person or a crew of several, Tito’s idea is to send a married couple in orbit around Mars, because being married is a guarantee that someone won’t get murdered when you’re stuck in a tin can for 500 days in space.

posted 28 February, 2013
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Such a perfect life.

posted 17 February, 2013
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Three hundred bikers illegally clog interstate 10 in Los Angeles for a marriage proposal

When Hector “Tank” Martinez wanted to propose to his girlfriend, he did it in a big way. Martinez and nearly three hundred other bikers purposely clogged traffic on I-10 in Los Angeles to a complete standstill so he could pop the question to his lady love. And yeah, she said yes.

posted 30 January, 2013
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Nope, fuck you Steve Harvey.

(Source: suribot)

posted 01 January, 2013
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Denny’s in Las Vegas has a built-in wedding chapel, in case you want marriage with that Grand Slam

If you find yourself one day drunk and hungry and wanting to get hitched in Vegas, there’s no shortage of places, but only at Denny’s can you get married while having a Grand Slamwich.

posted 06 December, 2012
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Looks like someone should have double checked the number before hitting send

IHC After Dark: “Women, Keep Your Virtue”

A helpful film on how a woman of marrying age should go about finding the proper husband.

The last time NC amended their constitution to redefine marriage, it was to prevent interracial marriage

It was disappointing last night to see my home state of North Carolina vote in favor of a wide-reaching amendment that not only enshrines a ban on gay marriage in the state constitution, but doesn’t allow any civil unions or domestic partnerships at all, even for straight couples.

Could a single pill save someone’s marriage? In the future, it could

About half of all marriages in the US end in divorce, and sometimes, there’s nothing that can be done to save a marriage. But in the cases where there is hope there, instead of going to marriage counseling, in the future, couples might just take a pill that helps to increase pair bonding.

99-year-old divorces wife after he discovered she had an affair in the 1940s

After being married for 77 years, a 99 year old Italian man recently filed for divorce after he discovered his wife had cheated on him— back in the 1940s. After nearly eight decades of marriage, five children, a dozen grandchildren and one great grandchild, he’s suddenly all like “Fuck it, I’ll just die alone”? Come on, Italy in the 1940s was a crazy place, let bygones be bygones.