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Pizza Hut Malaysia now has a squirting crust pizza

Keep her, she’s a squirter.

posted 16 October, 2012
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From Malaysia, this is what vaginal odor would look like if it were a cartoon

These pads supposedly control your foul, fishy lady odor and release the subtle scent of green tea. Oh, and that creature at the end is supposed to be a durian fruit, sometimes described as smelling like “”pig-shit, turpentine and onions, garnished with a gym sock”.

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The assassin bug of Malaysia wears the bodies of its victims like armor. Bad ass.

If you’re going to be a bug, you might as well be the most badass bug in existence. And a good candidate for such a title might go to the assassin bug of Malaysia, a predatory insect that wears the bodies of its slain victims all over its body as armor. That’s what I would do if I were a bug.

Owen Wilson posing with the real Prime Minister of Malaysia

Thankfully, the Prime Minister was not injured or killed in this encounter. It’s a Zoolander joke.

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Afternoon moment of zen: “We Were Wanderers on a Prehistoric Earth”

An incredible and beautiful tribute to the flora and fauna of Malaysia by James W. Griffiths.

posted 29 January, 2012
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Apparently, skulls are pretty difficult to break open

This is a video from a medical school in Malaysia, where they’re cutting open the skull of a cadaver to get at the sweet, brainy goodness inside. And while Hollywood may portray skulls as a minor inconvenience and easy to shatter, apparently getting the top off of one is like pulling out Excalibur.