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Charlie Sheen changing his name to Carlos Estevez?
Charlie Sheen is part of the cast of Robert Rodriguez’s upcoming film ‘Machete Kills’, though he’s not listed as his stage name “Charlie Sheen” for the movie, but his birth name, Carlos Estevez.
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posted 06 June, 2013
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Sofia Vergara shows off her awesome machine gun bra in this new poster for Machete Kills
Well I’m sold.
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posted 07 March, 2013
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Here’s a photo of Amanda Heard seducing Danny Trejo in ‘Machete Kills’
This is the first photo of Amanda Heard in character and in a scene in ‘Machete Kills’, the upcoming sequel to Machete, Robert Rodriguez’s tale of bloody Mexican revenge.
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posted 22 October, 2012
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First look at Lady Gaga and Alexa Vega in Machete Kills
Robert Rodriguez has already begun shooting on ‘Machete Kills’, the sequel to Machete. Much like the first film, Machete Kills is cast with a mix of Rodriguez regulars and a few names that seem out of place. I was surprised to learn that Lady Gaga will be in the new Machete, and if you last saw Alexa Vega in Spy Kids… she’s all grown up now.
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posted 30 July, 2012
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Mel Gibson joins the cast of Machete sequel ‘Machete Kills’
Mel Gibson’s psycho behavior may have alienated a lot of people in Hollywood, but there’s always a place where outcasts and has-beens and wash-ups are welcome, and that’s in the world of Robert Rodriguez grindhouse films. Word has it that Mel Gibson has been cast in the next Machete movie called ‘Machete Kills!’
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posted 23 April, 2012
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SDCC: Robert Rodriguez announces his future projects, including Machete In Space
Writer and director Robert Rodriguez spoke at San Diego Comic Con yesterday to talk about some of his future projects, including Sin City 2, two more Machete movies and a movie based on Frank Frazetta’s Fire and Ice.
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posted 23 July, 2011
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Machete is now hawking Lipton Iced Tea
The latest movie star in stop motion puppet form to sell the briskness of Lipton Iced Tea is none other than the baddest Mexican ever. Also, if you haven’t seen Machete, this commercial is full of spoilers. And it’s brisk.
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posted 04 January, 2011
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The bad news is that Jessica Alba’s semi-nude scene in Machete was computer generated
If you saw Machete, you should remember a very titillating scene in which Jessica Alba is buck-ass naked in the shower, obscuring the important bits with her arm and her leg. As it turns out, that nudity was completely computer generated.
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posted 19 October, 2010
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IHC Movie Reviews: Machete (2010)
More than any other movie this year, I’ve been looking forward to seeing Machete like a kid looks forward to the mountain of presents under the Christmas tree on Christmas morning. Ever since I first saw the fake trailer in the middle of Planet Terror and Death Proof, I’ve been dreaming of the moment that Machete made it to the big screen for real. And now that it’s here, I’m not disappointed in the least. Machete is easily my favorite movie of this summer, with one of the most unique and memorable protagonists that Hollywood’s seen in a long time.
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posted 06 September, 2010
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Two new red band clips from Machete can shoot the dick off a mosquito
Machete. It opens this Friday, September 3rd. If these two red band clips from the movie (about 6 minutes total) are any indication, this thing will definitely live up to every one of the outlandish expectations I have of this film. Wow. Just wow.
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posted 30 August, 2010
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Oh shit do my eyes deceive me? Is that a Machete action figure?
It is, it is! This Machete action figure, made by NECA is 7 inches of pure and absolute win. There’s no date yet on when this thing comes out, but I want so very bad.
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posted 29 August, 2010
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How to shave your face with a Japanese machete… LIKE A REAL MAN.
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posted 29 July, 2010
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OH SHIT IT’S THE RED BAND TRAILER FOR MACHETE (NSFW)
One last thing that I somehow overlooked from SDCC: The fucking red band trailer for Machete. That means it’s got boobies, kids.
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posted 26 July, 2010
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If still have any doubt that Machete will be the most awesome movie ever, here’s the first look at Lindsay Lohan as an Uzi-wielding nun.
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posted 19 July, 2010
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First full-length trailer for Machete hits the streets
Well, the first-ish. Back in May, Robert Rodriguez released a special Cinco de Mayo Machete trailer with a message aimed at the state of Arizona. But this is the first official theatrical trailer, which runs before Predators opening today.
I think I’m still partial to the original Grindhouse trailer for its faux film grain grittiness, but still, words can’t express how much I’m anticipating this movie.
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posted 09 July, 2010
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