Holiday travel fun fact: Did you know the TSA will let you take your own liquor cabinet on a plane? Yes ma’am.
If you’re going to be flying anywhere over Thanksgiving or Hanukkah or Thanksukkah or Christmas, that shit’s gonna be stressful. But even though there are lots of things you can’t take on a plane anymore, you can still apparently bring quite a lot of alcohol on board, as long as it’s in the right containers. And those containers are small hotel minibar sized liquor bottles, no more than 3 oz each and in a clear Ziploc bag. Some TSA person might even give you a high five.
Few things in life will put you in the mood to kick-ass like the combination of alcohol and classic Godzilla/Kaiju movies. Knowing this, and possibly wanting to start vicious brawls at the upcoming Godzilla movie’s opening night lines, an enterprising company has decided to pack 720 ml of fuel-grade, blue-flame producing grain alcohol in a “berserk … yet friendly” looking Godzilla bottle.
It’s only Wednesday morning, but let’s talk about your favorite kinds of liquor.
Last week, Maker’s Mark pissed everyone off when they announced they were lowering their whiskey from 45% alcohol to 42%, which quickly caused a firestorm of hate across the web. And then a couple days ago, Maker’s Mark made another announcement that they will not be watering down their liquor after all. Drink up!
Well… beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but G-Spirits is a real product. It’s a brand of liquor whose selling point is that its drink has been poured over the chest of a busty woman, giving it I guess just a hint of big boobie flavor.
Sure, when you’re feeling frisky you can go for the top shelf liquor and the 25 year old whiskey, but when you just wanna get shitfaced on the cheap, either now or in your younger years, what was your favorite cheap booze of choice?