The Lego Movie premiered Feb. 7, and in the few shorts days since its release, it has topped box office charts and garnered a near perfect rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Between the enticing trailers and teasers, the all-star cast, and the fact IT’S A FEATURE-LENGTH MOVIE ALL ABOUT LEGOS, young and old alike have had their collective attention captured. But can The Lego Movie actually capture the immense, imaginative world of Lego, or is it an experience every bit as painful as stepping on… well, you get the idea.
Porn star Christy Mack’s challenge, to give a blow job to the person who could build her the best custom Lego creation was all good fun until Lego’s lawyers stepped in and ruined the internet’s fun. :(
Porn star Christy Mack offering a blow job to the nerd who can build her the best custom Lego creation
Porn star Christy Mack took to Twitter last week to hold a little contest— whoever can build her the best Lego creation to put on display in her house gets a free blow job from said porn star Christy Mack. The response has been overwhelming, as the snap of a million plastic Lego bins went sweeping across the land. Responding to those who say this is brilliant self promotion, Mack replied “I’m just a whore who likes Legos”.
This isn’t just any old Lego car, it’s not even just a life-sized Lego car; it’s a fully functional, air-powered, full-sized Lego car.