If you find yourself one day drunk and hungry and wanting to get hitched in Vegas, there’s no shortage of places, but only at Denny’s can you get married while having a Grand Slamwich.
Las Vegas loves to drink, and every morning, I would guess that most of the tourist population of Vegas wakes up with some sort of hangover. So there’s a market. A market for a roving bus that gives out hydration IVs to help alleviate hangovers.
Las Vegas is a city that loves big, flashy, impressive and gawdy. It’s got miniature cities, a giant black pyramid and more neon lights in one small strip than much of the US combined. And in 1992, Vegas almost had a gigantic, full size USS Enterprise dominating an already crazy skyline.
Today is the grand opening of a KISS themed mini golf center in Las Vegas… because that’s just the kind of place Vegas is. So if you’re in Vegas and you’ve gotten bored with the casinos and hand jobs and magicians and you want to roll a tiny ball up Gene Simmons’ freakishly large tongue, check it out. Take pictures. Submit them.
Everyone likes to make jokes about someone having giant balls for one thing or another or not having the sack for this or that, but if you actually had a 100 pound ball sack, like 47 year old Wesley Warren Jr. of Las Vegas, Nevada, it wouldn’t be something to laugh about. Okay, it’s kind of funny, but kind of not. I don’t want to carry around a 100 pound scrote.