Kinect Champion Jockey will make you look and feel like a total mouthbreathing moron
As if flailing your arms around isn’t enough abject humiliation to suffer while playing a video game, Kinect Champion Jockey asks you to squat and bounce in front of your TV like a constipated dog. Sounds like fun for the whole family.
Kinect hack of the day: Using Kinect to control a robot cyborg zombie
According to DashHacks, the software part of this design uses a “modified OpenNI programming along with GlovePIE to send WiiMote commands to the cyborg such as jaw and torso movement along with MorphVOX to create the voice for the cybernetic monstrosity.” As pointed out in the video, this robotic zombie also has a “pause” feature, and a feature to loop movements like what would be done at an amusement park.
Kinect hack turns a shopping cart into a faithful shopping companion
In what could be one of the more real-world useful Kinect hacks, Luis Carlos Inácio de Matos has unveiled the wi-GO robotic shopping cart. Using the visual sensing powers of the Kinect, a laptop, and a motorized platform, the wi-GO follows its owner like a faithful dog. Users can then use the built-in shopping basket to carry their items as they go through the store. De Matos intends the wi-GO to help people who, because of disability or any other reason, might have difficulty navigating a store with a shopping cart or carrying their purchases.
E3 2011: Fruit Ninja is coming to Kinect. I’m getting worn out just thinking about it

As I try to keep up with the tsunami of news coming out of E3 every day, I have to pick and choose what to cover when, and this becomes a highly subjective process— so I pick games that I know or I like or that are popular. And I fucking love Fruit Ninja, right now only available on iOS. But yesterday, it was announced that Fruit Ninja is coming to Kinect, and I can only be thankful that I don’t have a Kinect, because I’m pretty sure this would only lead to me breaking bones and furniture as I flail around the living room.
E3 2011: Microsoft press conference round-up

As expected, when Microsoft took the stage at E3 this morning in LA, there was no new hardware announcement, but there was plenty of software to talk about, especially with some changes to the Xbox dashboard and Kinect.
Build your very own Kinect-powered Eye of Sauron
I’m pretty sure that’s how it was done in the book.
At PAX East, a Trekker dances his ass off to Bel Biv Devoe
Because that’s pretty much what the song “Poison” is good for. Dancing your ass off like you just don’t care.
Garry’s Mod being controlled by a Kinect
So how long has this taken? Shouldn’t this have been one of the first things someone tried with a hacked Kinect before air guitar or Minecraft sculptures?
A Kinect plus a 3D printer equals miniature yous

There’s been tons of neat Kinect hacks in the past several months, and 3D printing has been the cool maker’s tool of choice as it’s become more affordable. And now one project is making tiny 3D printed people using information from a hacked Kinect.
Dad accidentally punches the shit out of his little girl while playing Kinect
YOU GOT KNOCKED DAFUGGOUT! (Fast forward almost all the way to the end, around 1:15)
What do you get when you combine a Kinect sensor and Minecraft? Pure awesome!
When geek worlds collide: Using a Kinect hack to create giant sculptures of yourself in Minecraft

Creating a gigantic monument to yourself in Minecraft just got a hell of a lot easier, with a hell of a lot less actual mining with a Kinect hack that takes color and depth information and translates it into a massive 3D Minecraft sculpture.
Nathan Viniconis has figured out a way to take the depth and colour data Kinect is able to pick up from a 3D space and get Minecraft to work out not only how to recreate the image as a collection of the game’s trademark tiles, but even take a stab at getting the right coloured elements to match the colours in the image.
You can read the very detailed instructions on how this works here
Kinect hack of the day: Kinect gives you giant, jiggly boobies
Chalk up one more win for Kinect hackery, because if the good lord didn’t bless you with giant boobs, or even any boobs at all for that matter, you can now have giant virtual boobs that you can jiggle in front of your TV for hours. Just don’t let Japan know that someone invented this or it’s all over.
Kinect keyboard emulator hack lets you play WoW while AFK
The Flexible Action and Articulated Toolkit, or FAAST, from the USC Institute for Creative Technologies, that’s just what you can do. It’s basically a software layer over your Kinect, built over OpenNI, that recognizes a skeleton and enables about 20 different motions to be mapped to key presses. This means you can lean forward to walk, raise your right arm to perform an action etc. It’s a free download that you can find here.
Well it’s about damn time someone came out with a hacked Kinect porno game

Wow… took some people long enough. The Kinect’s been hacked for weeks now and people have done all sorts of crazy shit with it, like making virtual invisibility cloaks and air guitars. Only just now are we hearing about someone making a sex video game using the open source Kinect drivers?

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