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Kim Kardashian goes shopping for a Halloween costume

Hey! That was going to be my costume this year!

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posted 15 October, 2012
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Three grandmothers watching and commenting on the Kim Kardashian sex tape

Once you go black, you never go back.

Wil Wheaton, on The Nerdist podcast, offers his thoughts on Kim Kardashian

Nailed it.

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posted 02 January, 2012
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Kim Kardashian went as Poison Ivy for Halloween this year

So there’s that.

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posted 30 October, 2011
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LOL she sounds fat

Submitted by InformationDesk, who was having problems uploading the photo. Maybe Tumblr doesn’t like Kim Kardashian

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posted 24 September, 2011
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Kim Kardashian. Vapid and only famous because her dad made a gazillion dollars defending OJ Simpson, yes. But extraordinarily sexy.

This is just one of the many photos for a recent photoshoot for WMB Magazine. The photos themselves are in 3D in the magazine, but 2D on the web.

See more here

So in case you were wondering, Kim Kardashian had her ass x-rayed to prove that it’s real

You know… in case you were wondering. Which I’m sure you were. Why am I even posting this? Well, I may have had a little too much appletini. Fuck you, there’s nothing wrong with being a big fan of fruity mixed drinks.

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Taking a break from games and movies and geekery, here’s Kim Kardashian’s sexy lady figure

I wouldn’t want to meet her, I could care less about her reality show or how she even got a fucking reality show in the first place, but that’s not going to stop me from finding her an incredibly sexy Armenian poa. Photos taken at the 2011 Glamour Awards in London a couple days ago if you really were wondering.

Kim Kardashian challenging the notion that white people can’t pull of cornrows

A couple days ago, ZeroCorpse pointed out that white people shouldn’t ever wear cornrows, and generally that’s sound advice (looking at YOU Axl Rose), but Kim Kardashian challenges that notion. Of course, she’s of Armenian descent, which despite being near the Caucus Mountains, aren’t entirely Caucasian, so I think it works for her.

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posted 03 January, 2011
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Kim Kardashian “Silver Paint” photos, retouched to be more useful. (NSFW)

This site has the original version of these photos from W Magazine…

And here is my retouched version, which does away with all that silver paint:

posted 26 November, 2010
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Kim Kardashian gets naked and silver for W magazine (NSFW)

For whatever reason, Kim Kardashian got all sorts of naked and covered in silver paint for the latest edition of W magazine. I don’t ask why, I just take gifts as they’re presented. It would be sexier without the silver paint, but again, DAT ASS.

posted 12 October, 2010
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Two Kardashians, one dress. Sometimes genetics is a bitch.

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posted 05 October, 2010
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Kim Kardashian Upset Over New ‘Kinky Kim’ Blow Up Doll

Kim Kardashian is threatening legal action over a new blow up doll from Pipedream products called “Kinky Kim” which is obviously supposed to be in her likeness. Lela Star is the cover model for the packaging. The hilarious part is how it’s being advertised…

“busty bubble-butt bimbo who’s had more dark meat inside her than a bucket of fried chicken.”

BWAHAHAHAHA! That’s fucking great. I love it. I’ve said it before, porn is the last area of society that remains untouched by political correctness. I sure as fuck hope it stays that way.

All jokes aside, I think Kim Kardashian is one of the finest women on the fucking planet.

You know you want the Kim Kardashian blow-up sex doll

I’m normally sort of weirded out by sex dolls, but if the Kim Kardashian sex doll has a giant round bubble butt that stings your hand and reverberates when you smack it… I might reconsider.

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