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Don’t believe in the “Almighty God” in Kentucky? Go to jail for 12 months.

In Kentucky, a homeland security law requires the state’s citizens to acknowledge the security provided by the Almighty God, or risk 12 months in prison. Despite the law’s obvious and blatant violation of the US Constitution, no Kentucky judge has bothered to rule the law unconstitutional. But Kentucky does have good bourbon so… no, fuck them.

Late night Wal-Mart employees tape themselves destroying iPads

At Wal-Mart in Kentucky, a group of third shift employees filmed themselves abusing boxed iPads, completely destroying at least one of them. “This is why you don’t buy an iPad from Wal-Mart!” one of them says.

Wal-Mart has responded to the video, saying the employees in question have been fired. They probably just got a job at the local Best Buy.

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posted 11 November, 2012
by cranberryzero
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Work crew in Louisville, Kentucky accidentally stumble on the remains of an underground kinky sex club

Workers preparing some buildings in the area known as Whiskey Row in Louisville for renovation, Kentucky ended up stumbling on something I’m sure not a one of them expected— a decades old abandoned BDSM sex club.

Idiot siphons gas from a cop car, posts pics on Facebook. Guess what happens next?

If you’re going to be so stupid as to siphon gas from a cop car, don’t compound the problem by then having your girlfriend take a photo of the crime that you’re just going to post on Facebook.

Meanwhile, in Kentucky. This is how I spent Saturday 14th of April.

I might be laid off by June, but that is okay because….

BRUCE CAMPBELL will be in Louisville 6/29/12-7/01/12

I thought my fellow Kentuckians and Ohioans would like to know this. Bruce Campbell will be in town this coming June for the Fright Night Film Festival. Soooooo stoked! Just had to share the great news! ;o)

http://frightnightfilmfest.com/index.html

posted 04 February, 2012
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Dangerous orange triangle hatin’ Amish gang broken up in Kentucky

In every state where there’s a large Amish population, it’s cool for you to drive your horse-drawn buggy on state roads, but you’ve got to have a big orange safety triangle on the back. It sort of prevents you from becoming 19th century roadkill, as has happened in the past.

posted 16 September, 2011
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Kentucky man forced to eat his own beard at knifepoint over a lawnmower dispute

This news video is so fucking full of win, so full of great characters and great lines. I don’t know how the cameraman kept it together.

posted 12 November, 2010
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Jack Conway wants you to know that Rand Paul worships Aqua Buddha

One of the more bizarre fucking attack ads this year comes from Jack Conway as he attacks Rand Paul’s weird behavior and apparent belief in a god called “Aqua Buddha”.

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