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Holy shit it’s royal baby day! The whole world is anxiously waiting for Kate Middleton’s vagina…

Holy shit it’s royal baby day! The whole world is anxiously waiting for Kate Middleton’s vagina…

Kate Middleton’s first official portrait unveiled, the public gasps in horror
No, that portrait above isn’t a projection of what Kate Middleton would look like 20 years from now, it’s supposed to be a portrait of her now. The public reaction has been not very good, but artist Paul Emsley has defended his work, saying that it’s difficult to paint such beauty. 
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Kate Middleton’s first official portrait unveiled, the public gasps in horror

No, that portrait above isn’t a projection of what Kate Middleton would look like 20 years from now, it’s supposed to be a portrait of her now. The public reaction has been not very good, but artist Paul Emsley has defended his work, saying that it’s difficult to paint such beauty. 

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In addition to Duchess Kate’s new royal embryo, here are the other child monarchs-to-be of the world
With the longevity in the House of Windsor, who knows when Elizabeth will die, and then Charles could live for a really long time and then William… and by the time William and Kate’s first child becomes king or queen, it could be nearing the 22nd century. But the unborn child isn’t the only child monarch-in-waiting on the planet.
See the full list here

In addition to Duchess Kate’s new royal embryo, here are the other child monarchs-to-be of the world

With the longevity in the House of Windsor, who knows when Elizabeth will die, and then Charles could live for a really long time and then William… and by the time William and Kate’s first child becomes king or queen, it could be nearing the 22nd century. But the unborn child isn’t the only child monarch-in-waiting on the planet.

See the full list here

Can we go back to talking endlessly about the royal wedding? Cuz I want more of this.

Can we go back to talking endlessly about the royal wedding? Cuz I want more of this.

Ashens review of the week: Royal wedding crap

In honor of this glorious and fabulous day, Ashen foregoes his normal video game and game-related tech reviews to take a look at all the William and Kate related souvenir crap that I’m sure will be clogging the streets and shops of Britain for some time.

Thanks to Delsyd for the link

Yes, there is an actual Royal Wedding pizza. That you can buy. And then eat.
For only £500 from Papa John’s in the UK, you can have your very own Royal Wedding pizza, with Prince William and Kate Middleton’s faces enshrined in pizza toppings for your posh royal wedding watching party. And later it’ll look fantastic in your fancy new Kohler super toilet.
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Yes, there is an actual Royal Wedding pizza. That you can buy. And then eat.

For only £500 from Papa John’s in the UK, you can have your very own Royal Wedding pizza, with Prince William and Kate Middleton’s faces enshrined in pizza toppings for your posh royal wedding watching party. And later it’ll look fantastic in your fancy new Kohler super toilet.

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Breaking news: The British crown no longer sees a royal bride’s virginity as an issue.

Back in 1981 when Diana married Charles, the country and the world was assured that Diana was in fact a virgin. These days, when asked the same about Kate Middleton, the answer is “Meh, who cares about that anymore.” Which I suppose is a good thing, considering how stupidly difficult it might be to find a prince a good virgin these days.

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