If we’re going to found our own nation, there are some things we’re going to need. A flag, an anthem, a motto, a national bird/mammal/lizard/mythological beast. We’re going to need a constitution, a form of government and that guy that marches around the flagpole in front of the king’s house all day. Get to it.
Amazon already has their deal of the day, but today, in celebration of FREEEEEDOM, they’re offering BOGO video games. Ben Franklin would totally dig that.
We’re America dammit. We celebrate our birthday by getting drunk and blowing shit up. Because that’s just our deal. In these videos, fireworks are placed in easily-explodable objects and blasted apart in super slow motion to make the awesome that much awesomer.