This guy comes home from work one day and his wife isn’t there. At first, he thinks nothing of it. But then a day goes by, then two days, three days, four days go by, and he hears nothing from his wife. On the fifth day, he comes home from work and he finds his wife at the kitchen table, eating some leftovers. He says to his wife, “Where the hell have you been, I’ve been worried sick about you!” She says, “These three guys kidnapped me and made me their sex slave for two whole weeks!” The husband says, “But you’ve only been gone for five days?” The wife says, “Yeah, I know, I just wanted to grab something to eat real quick.”
I have a really bad habit of nearly constantly making bad jokes and puns when I’m talking to someone, but it could be worse. I could have the disease that makes it impossible not to make jokes and puns constantly, no matter the subject matter. Yes, there really is such a disease.
It’s motherfuckin’ Friday, time for some jokes. Let’s hear your best “your mom” jokes. Ready… set… go!
Complete the following popular joke with your own ending or your favorite ending: “I like my women like I like my…”
Nothing good out of Sarah Palin’s email, but there is this stupid joke about an Indian with one testicle
I’m not entirely sure what anyone was hoping to find when several major press outlets put in a FOIA request for tens of thousands of Sarah Palin’s emails back in 2008, but now that we finally have them in 2011, there seems to be a whole lot of nothin’. Unless you count this stupid email fwd joke about an Indian with one nut.