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My friend Steve received this Ninja Turtle jokebook as a gift. A lot of the jokes, including the one on the cover, make no sense.

Also, two of the jokes are about suicide.

This makes me wonder how many other bad jokes would be better animated.

53 terrible jokes in four minutes

Yes, some of these are pretty bad. You’ve been warned.

posted 07 January, 2013
by cranberryzero
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A disease that causes people to make jokes and puns constantly

I have a really bad habit of nearly constantly making bad jokes and puns when I’m talking to someone, but it could be worse. I could have the disease that makes it impossible not to make jokes and puns constantly, no matter the subject matter. Yes, there really is such a disease.

Daily Discussion: “Your Mom” jokes

It’s motherfuckin’ Friday, time for some jokes. Let’s hear your best “your mom” jokes. Ready… set… go!

Daily Discussion: “I like my women like I like my…”

Complete the following popular joke with your own ending or your favorite ending: “I like my women like I like my…”

So the Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop…

Sigh… the Dalai Lama doesn’t get Buddhist jokes apparently.

posted 14 June, 2011
by ZacharyTitsMcAwesome
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Nothing good out of Sarah Palin’s email, but there is this stupid joke about an Indian with one testicle

I’m not entirely sure what anyone was hoping to find when several major press outlets put in a FOIA request for tens of thousands of Sarah Palin’s emails back in 2008, but now that we finally have them in 2011, there seems to be a whole lot of nothin’. Unless you count this stupid email fwd joke about an Indian with one nut.

Daily Discussion: Tell us stupid some jokes. Make us laugh.

I dunno about you, but my week’s been pretty shitty. I could use something to make me laugh— hell, laughing is always good for you and I’m sure other people here could use a good chuckle. So tell us a joke. Or two or three or more.