Posts tagged with ‘jesus

Today: Jesus is risen!
Tomorrow: LOL j/k

Happy Pre-April Fool’s Day!

Christoph Waltz is Jesus in ‘Djesus Uncrossed’

In this fake trailer from SNL, Christoph Waltz is the most kick ass Jesus ever. I would watch this movie so many times I’d melt the DVD.

So Jesus hits a utility worker with his car, people show up with hatchets and then things really start to get weird…

Congratulations, homeless hippie hitchhiker, you’re the hide-your-kids-hide-your-wife guy of 2013.

Afternoon music: Garfunkel and Oates “Fuck Me In the Ass Because I Love Jesus”

Such a sweet little ditty…






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