Watch grebes walk on water like Jesus…in slooooow motion
The gigantic Christ the Redeemer statue in Rio, Brazil has been hit by lightning plenty of times before, but last week, lightning blasted Jesus’s hand and blew off part of his thumb. The statue was due for repairs anyway, but what does it mean when God breaks a finger off a giant Jesus statue?
The Vatican had to pull over 6000 gold, silver and bronze commemorative coins after it was discovered that some troglodyte accidentally misspelled “Jesus” on the coin as “Lesus”. Oh Lesus Hrist.