If you’re going to try and make a fake ID and give yourself a new legal persona, you might not want to do what a man from Recife, Brazil did and use a photo of world renowned actor Jack Nicholson on your fake ID card. I think most people would be able to see right through that.
Fuck you, Jack Nicholson does whatever he wants.
I’m sure some of you will be having Super Bowl parties this weekend. I’ll probably be napping or surfing the interwebs or whatever. When Jack Nicholson was asked if he would want to go to the Super Bowl, he replied “I’d rather drink bleach.”
I want to have his man-babies.
Because former homeless guy Ted William’s crazy fucking rollercoaster ride of fame isn’t even close to being done yet, there’s now a possibility that he could star opposite Jack Nicholson in a movie. At least Jack Nicholson wants him to.
During the climatic scene in a Boston bar in The Departed, Jack Nicholson decided to eschew safety concerns and pull a real, loaded gun on Leonardo DiCaprio to try and get as much real emotion out of him as possible. Why would he do such a thing? Because he’s fucking Jack Nicholson, that’s why.
Yes, this Sam Jackson Wizard of Oz was a POTD at one point, only at the time I was young and naive and stupid and didn’t know who the author is. He’s my new secret BFF, Dave McDowell and you can see lots more at his Flickr page here via Abduzeedo.