I Heart Chaos

In Des Moines, Iowa? Not doing anything this Friday? Head out to a Zombie Burlesque End of the World Party for charity!

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posted 19 December, 2012
by cranberryzero
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An actual sign in Des Moines yesterday posted prior to a candidate speaking @ an event put up in a t-shirt shop.

posted 06 November, 2012
by Mr. Nineteen
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Sit down son and let me tell you about the real Iowa

As a person currently living in Iowa, I’m proud someone has the balls to let people know the “real” Iowa.

posted 04 January, 2012
by Deliciousness
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Looks like Iowa might just get Santorumed in the boobies

If that headline doesn’t make sense, you probably don’t hang out on Fark too often. I submitted almost that exact headline to Fark and it got redlit, so I’m using it here. With 99% of the counties in, it looks like pretty much a dead head between Rick Santorum and that Mormon guy. No, not that one, the one with the hair.

posted 04 January, 2012
by cranberryzero
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83 year old Iowa man arrested for prostitution. No, not solicitation. Prostitution.

The arrest pages in any decently sized city are filled with people arrested for prostitution, but 99.9% of these people are women, usually young women. But 83 year old Centerville, Iowa resident and candidate for city council, Ben Dawson may be the oldest male prostitute in America, or the world.

posted 04 November, 2011
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Iowa couple, married 72 years, die holding hands an hour apart. Damn all these onions in here.

In today’s really sweet and sad news story, an elderly couple in Iowa died just an hour apart, still holding each other’s hand after a head-on collision brought both of them to the emergency room. Be ready, because it’s about to get all sorts of dusty in here.

posted 21 October, 2011
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Boss from hell holds contest to see who can guess who will be fired next

Sometimes getting one’s employees to stay motivated can be a challenge. Sometimes it’s good to offer incentives, much how William Ernst, owner of the QC Mart chain in Iowa did when he sent a memo to all of his employees with a contest: Guess which cashier will get fired next.

And now, here’s Michele Bachmann hanging out with a bunch of cow carcasses

Michele Bachmann tours a meat processing plant in Des Moines, Iowa, but just seems happy to find mindless meat slabs that won’t fact check her.

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posted 23 September, 2011
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Michele Bachmann wins the meaningless Iowa Straw Poll, but gives us another incredible photo

I know this was just a split second of corndog bliss, but in that blink of an eye that was probably nearly imperceptible at the moment, Bachmann’s got this weird crack ho look about her.

And step two? Shove the wiener in her husband’s face. Oh yeah, he likes it. He’s trying to act like he’s not, but he is. So much.

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Kids are damn cute story of the day: Reuben Spiderman

Sgt. James Butler was just cruising around downtown Des Moines when he saw a little kid wandering around on his own, and decided to stop and ask the boy if he knew where his parents were. The kid said he didn’t, and so Sgt. Butler gave him a ride to see if the kid knew where he lived.

Anti-gay marriage resolution passes in Iowa, despite one guy’s last ditch effort

19-year-old University of Iowa engineering student Zach Wahls speaks out in support of his same-sex parents and other same-sex households during an Iowa House of Representatives public forum on House Joint Resolution 6: Amending the Iowa Constitution to Define Marriage as Between One Man, One Woman.

Minutes later, the resolution passed anyway, 62-37. Thank god that’s settled. Zach’s stupid parents.

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