Every April 1st, one of your go-to April Fool’s destinations should be Thinkgeek. Every year they have great fake products, some of which later become real by popular demand. This year, Thinkgeek delivers again.
Need something to keep you up all night? Death Wish coffee has 200% more caffeine than your average store brand
If you like your coffee strong, like fucking a monster truck while jacked up on a mountain of cocaine strong, Death Wish supposedly has 200% more caffeine than your average cup of joe.
Rubik’s cubes can be pretty difficult, but the Roulette Wheel IQ Cube adds a whole new layer of complexity by adding a number wheel on top of the colored tiles. Solve this one in six seconds, smartypants.
Space, galaxies, stars… the Universe’s most beautiful creations. This pendant captures the unique beauty of the Galaxy, like looking into the window of space. Render your friends speechless with this one-of-a-kind wearable art! Colors include blue, purple, green, white and red with handcrafted nebula clouds scattered throughout. Each piece is handmade and photos really don’t do it justice.
There are all kinds of dildo designs for all kinds of people, and if undead dick is your thing, you can now get a dildo that looks like a rock hard zombie pecker. NSFW picture below.
Do you want to stream music from your phone or tablet across the time and space of your living room, through the heart of the TARDIS and back again? Check out this TARDIS bluetooth speaker…