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So now there’s a porn parody of UHF. WHO WANTS TO DRINK FROM THE FIRE HOSE?

Thanks to Weird Al’s #1 album ‘Mandatory Fun’, Weird Al fever is back, but not in a good way. There’s now a low budget porn parody of the 1989 Weird Al movie, ‘UHF’. Yes, Weird Al is a chick. Yes, it also includes porn parodies of the many shows within UHF such as “Wheel of Fish” and “Raul’s Wild Kingdom”. 

And if you follow the link, you get to see Weird Al’s boobies

Fleshlight just made an iPad case that you can fuck. So you can check that off your list.

Called the LaunchPAD, this piece of futuristic technology apparently took two and a half years to develop, and offers a fully balls deep immersive POV experience, especially when using something like Facetime or Skype, which would really add some spice to a normally boring as hell webinar.

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The dream is here, as you can now design and 3D print your own custom dildos

Want an easy way to create your own custom 3D printed dildos? Thanks to the Dildo Generator, you can now create the dildo of the dreams in your web browser. You can adjust the bezier curves to your liking, and the script then revolves the shape to create your very own orifice buster. Sure, you could easily do the same thing in any 3D modeling program, but in a pinch, the Dildo Generator will help you create a 3D file in a jiffy that you can then use in your Makerbot or what have you.

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With Galactic Cap, the future of condoms could just be the tip

So no one really likes condoms, but unless you’re looking to try and have a baby or spread your STDs around, they’re generally a good idea. Galactic Cap wants to change the condom forever by reducing it to the essential part, with an adhesive cup that sits on just the end of the dick. Wow, that sounds… way worse.

Good news! The Auto Blow 2, the crowdfunded oral sex machine is now available for pre-order

It’s like a Fleshlight that does all the work for you, just like a real bj.

Pre-order here

Here's almost 30 uses for Sex Toys around the house


Finally, something you can do with all those sex toys, aside from using them for their intended purposes, that you have laying around the place.

(Slightly NSFW)

So apparently brown bears like oral sex. Who knew? Yogi Bear, that’s who

Fruit bats are one of the few species to this point other than humans that have been observed (giggity) having oral sex for pleasure, as opposed to just licking genitals for hygiene. But now you can add brown bears to that list, because researchers have now observed brown bear dick sucking 28 times among bears in a sanctuary in Croatia.

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