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IHC Mother’s Day: Screen Junkies’ Hal Rudnick watches The Human Centipede with his mom.

For all your smoking needs: A glass Human Centipede pipe

I’m sorry! I’ve got to shit! I’m sorry!

Sunday WTF: Mario Bros Human Centipede (Possibly NSFW)

Concussed by the thought of Peach’s infidelity and suffering from bouts of alcohol induced narcolepsy, Mario is left to wonder whether his addiction to leaky pipes and faucets may have provoked a rash decision to give up adventures and focus on his own plumbing contracting company. After seeking council from his closest compatriots Mario feels confident that his paranoia is merely a side effect to his drinking problem. Will he discover a truth far more disturbing that will shake the foundation of his relationships and provoke an unfathomable outcome?

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Human Centipede 3 is happening, will have over 500 people stitched together

Since the meta-plot of Human Centipede 2 didn’t really go over that well at the box office, for Human Centipede 3, they’re using the Gillette razor method and just going all “Fuck it! Just add more!”, by having a story that involves stitching over 500 people together into one giant motherfucking human centipede. That’s more ass to mouth than even your mom has seen.

The Human Centipede was first invented in 1928

It’s not nearly as grotesque or “medically accurate” as the 2009 movie, and there’s definitely no ass to mouth, but it is a human centipede.

posted 22 February, 2012
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It’s helpful when human centipede victims come with the instructions already tattooed on their ass.

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posted 30 January, 2012
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Awesome Etsy thing of the day: Hand-knitted Human Centipede scarf

Keep your neck warm this winter (if there really is going to be one) with this smart, stylish and 100% medically accurate Human Centipede scarf.

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posted 10 January, 2012
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IHC After Dark: The Baby Centipede

If you’ve got the time, it looks like a pretty easy project. Something for a loved one’s upcoming birthday perhaps?

Conan O’Brien officially lights the Human Centipede menorah

Yes, a menorah made out of people joined ass to mouth. Good thing there isn’t really a Hell in Judaism.

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posted 21 December, 2011
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Late Halloween costume submission

posted 09 November, 2011
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IHC Movie Reviews: Human Centipede 2 (2011)

The October of sequels continues with a sequel to 2010’s Human Centipede. The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence) takes the series into a new, interesting, and incredibly meta direction. With such a horrifying concept to begin with, what corners of depravity do they venture do in this one?

Pumpkin Centipede: Best jack-o-lantern ever?

It still sucks to be the middle pumpkin.

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posted 23 October, 2011
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Rice Krispies human centipede… not entirely necessary

But someone did it anyway. You can blame Alex Pardee.

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posted 11 October, 2011
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New Human Centipede 2 poster asks one of the most pressing questions of our time

Centipedes… in my vagina?

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posted 10 October, 2011
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Check out the first full trailer for Human Centipede 2

It’s the first full trailer for Human Centipede 2, which shows some gruesomeness and the meta nature of the film, in that it’s about how the original Human Centipede movie inspired some psycho British guy, who’s in the second film. I tried to fap to this, but failed.

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