Gorillas and chimps and orangutans are pretty damn smart. Not as smart as the likes of you or I, but they’re pretty damn smart. Smart enough, that a group of gorillas in Rwanda have learned to identify and spot poacher traps so they can disarm them.
Oh…hio. You’re not quite as crazy as Florida, but you’re up there. In Strongsville, Ohio, a guy was dressed in a gorilla costume outside a wireless store (he was there promoting the store, not just hanging out), when a teenager dressed as a banana ran up and tackled the gorilla. The giant banana is still at large.
This wasn’t some stately scientific experiment to see how well a gorilla plays Scribblenauts— some kid at the San Francisco zoo accidentally dropped his Nintendo DS XL into the gorilla cage and a gorilla picked it up and started playing it. It looks like the perfect fit for the big fucking gorilla hands. After a zookeeper gave the gorilla a pear, he easily gave over the DS.