If you’ve been to a bar in the past ten years or so, you’ll have noticed the online golf games that tempt you to try to play and win against people around the country. They promise real cash prizes, but who actually wins those things? This guy.
If you just happen to have an assault rifle lying around and you’ve been wondering to yourself “How can I modify this so that I can shoot golf balls at extremely high speed at my neighbor’s windows?”, your time has come. For just $20, you can get a specialized assault rifle nozzle for just that kind of chicanery.
Ever since the above photo of Tiger Woods hitting a golf ball directly at a camera started making the rounds last week, the main question hasn’t been about the ball or whether the cameraman was okay— it’s all been about the identity of the strange Indian gentleman with the cigar, fake mustache and wig.