IHC Movie Reviews: GI Joe: Retaliation (2013)

GI Joe: Retaliation is in theaters now, after a delay of almost a year. The first film was either loved or hated, and this sequel promised to get back to the roots of the franchise, and be an all around better flick. So how did it do? Did it hold up to that promise, or should it have been listed KIA? You want to know, and knowing is half the battle.
IHC After Dark: Join Cobra Special Forces today
I can’t decide if I want to be a Rattler pilot, a HISS driver, or a roadie for Cold Slither.
Check out the brand new trailer for ‘GI Joe: Retaliation’
Lots of explosions, lots of ass kicking and the President is the bad guy. Scary!
Brand new GI Joe 2 photo of Cobra Commander looking all badass
Yeah, it’s Cobra Commander again, but damn he looks much more badass than Destro in the first GI Joe movie.
Badass toy mod of the day: Soundwave/Cobra Commander action figure
Soundwave and Cobra Commander… two icons from two different 80s toy and TV show franchises, finally together at last. It’s got all the awesomeness of Soundwave (shut up, tape decks were badass back in the 80s), all with the ability of Cobra Commander to look cool for a while before yelling “Reeeetreeeeat!”
Check out the new trailer for GI Joe: Retaliation
Okay, so I wasn’t all that impressed with the first GI Joe movie, but this actually looks pretty badass. GO JOE. G.I. Joe: Retaliation, starring The Rock, Bruce Willis, Ray Park and Adrianne Palicki, hits theaters June 29.
GI Joe: Retaliation poster gives us a look at the redesigned Cobra Commander
Oh yeah, that’s fucking badass.
A real American hero went and created the most awesome GI Joe game ever
Of all the GI Joe games that have ever been made, why has no one until now made something like this? An old fashioned 2D cartoon style side-scrolling arcade beat-em-up.
And… you can download it here for free. AMERICA!
Check out the first trailer for GI Joe: Retaliation
Oh look, it’s a third GI Joe movie, but it actually has a plot this time. The G.I. Joe team has been framed by Cobra — who have now snaked their way into the White House and gained the president’s ear — and several team members have been “terminated with extreme prejudice.” Now the only man the Joes can trust is Joe Colton himself, Bruce Willis.
GI Joe: Retaliation opens June 29, 2012
Awesome GI Joe fan film of the day: “Operation: Red Retrieval”
Like many fan films, the acting in Operation: Red Retrieval won’t win any Oscars, but for $2500, this is a pretty damn impressive twenty one minutes of filmmaking love, full of some great visual effects and action choreography.
IHC After Dark: Sergeant Slaughter is a modern Renaissance Man
Could this video get any more 80s? All it needs is a couple of kids surfing across the screen while the words TOTALLY RADICAL roll by.
Cosplay of the day: Fuck me, that’s one sexy Baroness
The Baroness Ana DeCobray cosplayed by Yaya Han.
Fan art of the day: “Totally 80s” by J. Scott Campbell
If this had actually been a thing, like a movie or a special or something with all these characters on screen at once when I was a kid, I’m pretty sure I would have died of acute awesomeness overload.
Bruce Willis in talks to play the original Joe in the next GI Joe movie

I wasn’t a fan of the first GI Joe movie, and I doubt the next one will be any better, but if there’s anything worth anything with the next GI Joe movie so far, it might be Bruce Willis as General Joe Colton, the original GI Joe character, from a looong time ago when the Joe figures were more like dolls.
T-shirt of the day: Cobra Commander’s got Da Funk
Hi There!
We have a new shirt on sale From midnight tonight (Monday). Cobra Punk by Matt Parsons will be for sale for five days. Even Cobra Commander gets his da’funk on one more time… can you blame him.
It will be at http://www.nowherebad.com
As always we appreciate any promotional support, posts tweets and flags you can fly for us. If you’d like to see a shirt just let us know.
Big thanks from us all here.
Tim.

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