George Takei announces he’s going to be playing a Jedi in Star Wars Episode VII. I wish this were real.

Just after midnight last night, George Takei made an announcement on Facebook that he was going to be playing a Jedi in Star Wars Episode VII. Sadly, this turned out to be a joke… a very, very cruel joke. I actually got really excited for a minute until I realized what day it was. Damn, Takei would make a cool Jedi.
And now here’s George Takei reading from 50 Shades of Grey
Oh my, I’m getting moist and I haven’t even hit the play button yet.
George Takei is so happy, he’s doing his Happy Dance
After getting over $150,000 in donations for the production of the theater production of Allegiance, a musical about the internment of Japanese-Americans during WWII, George Takei was so excited, he took to YouTube to show off his happy dance. Takei, still ftw.
George Takei offers peace to the Star Wars/Treck feud and focuses our attention to a more important foe: Twilight
Seriously, George Takei for president
You know who else liked 4/20? Hitler. And George Takei.

In addition to today being some sort of pot-smokin’ holiday, there’s also a number of prominent birthdays to be had. Today is the birthday of Adolph Hitler, George Takei, Joey Lawrence (whoah!), Clint Howard, Crispin Glover, Luther Vandross and Jessica Lange.
Buy George Takei’s new “Ooooh myyyyy” ringtone and all proceeds go towards the Old Globe Theater in San Diego
Or you could just buy it because it’s fucking awesome. As a fundraiser for the Old Globe Theater’s production of Allegiance: A New American Musical about the lives of Japanese-Americans in internment camps during WW2, Takei is selling this ringtone for $1.50. Takei and his family were interred in camps during WW2 and he’s been a lifelong advocate of getting the story out of the lives of those who went through that ordeal.
George Takei should play Spiderman
What with Julie Taymor leaving “Spiderman: Turn Off the Dark”, and the production’s future in question, there’s only one thing that can save it. And that is… George Takei.
George Takei takes on Victoria Jackson
After Victoria Jackson went off on one of her crazy people rants, George Takei responds.
George Takei is awesome.

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