Good lord knows Oscar Wilde wasn’t shy about his love of the male form, but according to some evidence, it seems pretty likely that in 1882, Wilde and fellow writer and beard to end all beards owner Walt Whitman bumped nasties. So now you know that.
Magnets… how do they work? Apparently, the humble yet mysterious magnets holds the key to proving that gay marriage is wrong. At least that’s the conclusion of Chibuihem Amalaha, a grad student from Nigeria, who has used magnets to scientifically show the immorality of gay marriage. I’m sure this holds up to the highest peer review standards.
If the Mormons can posthumously baptize someone as Mormon, so can the Satanists. In a recent ritual, the Satanic Temple invited lesbians to come and make out on the grave of Fred Phelps’ mother and declaring her posthumously as a Satanic lesbian. Furthermore, they state that from here on out, any time there’s same sex lovin’ on her grave, the Lady Phelps will receive lesbian pleasures in Hell.
Pat Robertson has made a very lucrative career out of saying incredibly stupid things, and he let loose another mouth fart this weekend on The 700 Club, where he said he wishes there was a “vomit” button on Facebook for whenever anyone came out in support of gay marriage. I wish there was a “Why isn’t this guy dead yet?” button.
In an incredibly stupid move, the Nintendo powers that be have decided to call a virtual “same-sex” avatar option as “human relations that become strange.”
In light of all the recent tragedies that have been happening, it’s good to see something truly wonderful happen. Check out the video of the bill passing, as the entire parliament breaks out into song.
In Missouri, gay marriage is neither legal nor recognized. One of the strongest emotional arguments for marriage equality played out in real life this week as Roger Gorley, who had been given power of attorney over the affairs of his long term boyfriend, was arrested when he refused to leave the hospital bedside of his dying partner when the bedridden man’s family ordered Gorley to leave.