Posts tagged with ‘gary busey’

Gary Busey sings a very different ballad of Bilbo Baggins

Gary Busey once again goes way off the rails in this video about Hobbits and Hobbit sex. Yes, another Hobbit video. And in this one, he sings a song about horny Hobbits. Yes, you’ll never get these four minutes back.

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Gary Busey explains how to have sex with an inner tube

And now you know.

Gary Busey tries his best to describe Hobbits. You’re welcome.

Gary Busey’s helpful tips for Mother’s Day

Treat your mother right today with these helpful tips from Busey.

Gary Busey is trying to sell you a Kia in Houston

Apparently, Busey’s been doing ads for this Kia dealership in Houston for about a year, so why am I just finding out about this now? New rule: Keep me absolutely up to date with anything and everything Busey related.

See more Busey Kia ads here

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So this is what happens when Gary Busey and Ted Haggard do a wife swap

Hell, I didn’t even know that Celebrity Wife Swap existed as a show. I guess they haven’t quite yet run out of reality show ideas, but it sounds like it’s getting close. Just like that whistle… you hear it? It sounds like the train to Crazytown…

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Gary Busey booted from Celebrity Apprentice, wants Trump to be president

And he’s even made a Buseyism out of the acronym TRUMP. Book it, done. Trump’s got this thing by a landslide. Also, I’m not entirely sure what people mean when they say “take this country back to how the founding fathers intended”, and I’m not sure if they do either. Wealthy white landowners are the only ones who get to vote? A complete lack of any sort of economic or market regulation of the kind that eventually landed us in the Great Depression? Not having a standing army and not getting involved in the affairs of other countries? Hell, I’d just be happy if tricorn hats made a comeback.

Meatloaf flips the fuck out on Gary Busey

I don’t like Celebrity Apprentice and I think I’ve seen maybe one episode, but I love the bits and pieces like this… like Meatloaf going full psycho on Gary Busey over some sponges and paint, like the kindergarten from hell.

“A Simple Misunderstanding”: One guy’s strange encounter with Gary Busey

Normally, I might think that this was all hyped up just for comedic effect, but this is Gary Busey we’re talking about, which in case, this video makes absolute sense. I’m also jealous as hell. I need to meet Gary Busey before I die.

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