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Geekcraft of the day: Coffee table painted in the style of the Nostromo from ‘Alien’

Hand-carved wooden glitch furniture looks like it’s still buffering

Made by furniture designer Ferruccio Laviani

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You can get this BRAND NEW VAGINA SECTIONAL SOFA NO MONEY DOWN

posted 23 February, 2013
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And now, here’s Billy Corgan in a bizarre wrestling themed furniture store commercial

I knew Billy Corgan was a big fan of pro wrestling, but I didn’t know he was so hard up for cash that he’s resorted to doing local furniture store commercials.

posted 22 February, 2013
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I really need this sleeping bag bed in my life

posted 19 February, 2013
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Awesome living room geekcraft of the day: Steampunk dragon coffee table

I need this in my life so much.

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posted 07 December, 2012
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Italian space saving furniture of the future can double your available living space

Shut up and take my money.

A Stormtrooper chair… faith in humanity is restored.

Geekcraft furniture of the day: N64 coffee table

Keenan Bosworth gave a lucky friend this custom Nintendo 64 coffee table, which includes an 18″ pine N64 logo as its base. This is actually Keenan’s second example of the table, the first being a Christmas gift for his brother.

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Stupid commercial for The Mattress Ranch in Wasilla, Alaska

There must be something in the water up there in Wasilla.

posted 24 October, 2010
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Man sets world record for driving the fastest piece of furniture

Perry Watkins, an inventor from Buckinghamshire, England, has set a world record for the fastest piece of furniture after driving his dining table down a racetrack at more than 113mph. The 47-year-old piloted the Queen Anne table, set for a silver service dinner, twice down a track at Santa Pod, Nottinghamshire, last weekend. The table, named ‘Fast Food,’ reached a top speed of 130mph and averaged 113.8mph, comfortably eclipsing the 92mph set by a sofa in 2007.

And he apparently did it dressed like the Stig. Classy.

(Source: presurfer.blogspot.com)