A Pennsylvania man is suing a strip club after a rough pole dance ruptured his bladder during his bachelor party. That’s when one dancer shimmied up the pole, and “from a great height, she launched herself down onto his abdomen” with such force that she ruptured his bladder, Gallagher’s attorney Neil Murray told the Philadelphia Daily News.
Sometimes your kids say stuff and all you can do is try not to hemorrhage from the stifled laughter. Case in point.
Yesterday we were at Target buying a new utility table. We were waiting for them to bring one up from the stockroom, my mother was with us and had run to the bathroom so I was alone with my younger brother and the boy.
On one of the endcaps there were Oreos, the boy saw them and saw that they had the double stuffed oreos. He looks at me and says “Ooh Daddy, we should buy these for momma. She loves getting double stuffed”.