And in Florida news, woman gets third boob in the most Floridian attempt ever to get her own reality show
Just because there was that hooker in Total Recall with three boobs doesn’t mean it’s a good idea. But a woman from Florida that goes by the name of Jasmine Tridevil forked out $20,000 to have a third boob constructed in between her god-given girls because she’s given up on life and really really hopes her $20,000 will be an investment towards getting her own MTV reality show.
A Norwegian artist cooked and ate his own hip— it had been deformed all his life, and he recently had it replaced— he claimed it tasted of “wild sheep”. Alexander Selvik Wengshoel said he served the hip bone with potato gratin and a glass of wine. He decided to eat a part of his own body on “a whim”. The hip bone, removed by doctors, has gone on display as part of an exhibition. The operation to remove the bone was filmed and forms part of the exhibition also.
WARNING: The condition is known as diphallia, and yes, there are pictures. Most people who have diphalia have one penis that’s full sized and one little barely formed penile nub. But this guy on Reddit has two full sized, fully functional dicks. And yes, he can stick both in the v, or on in the v-hole, the other in the b-hole at the same time. Holy shit.
// that’s enough internet for the month