Yeah, you read that right. If you thought that Fox News couldn’t get any more retarded and childish and petty… yeah, they can. They can always manage to find new ways of raising the bar of stupidity. This time, it’s over the fact that Obama used a large paper clip of file clip or whatever you want to call it on his jobs proposal. OFFICE SUPPLIES. THE OUTRAGE.
Today’s science class will be taught by Fox News. Today’s topic is: Global Warming. NSFB (not safe for brain)
Fox had an “expert” guest refute global warming via the first law of thermodynamics. Are they even trying anymore? Have they ever been trying?
So Bill Nye gives a little lesson to Fox News during a discussion of volcanoes on the Moon. It’s sad that he should even have to, though. I assume that anchors on Fox News are adults who have more than a second grade education, but time and time again, I’m proved wrong. Billy Nye 1, Fox News 0.
Okay Bill, I know you’ve got to make your paycheck count, but you don’t have to go back to trying to be the Fox News crazy guy now that Glenn Beck is gone. With Beck going off the deep end on a daily basis, for a while, you became at times a voice of reason in a sea of hyperbole and fear-mongering. And now it looks like you’re back in that comfortable old chair. That comfortable old crazy guy chair that bought the extra wing on your house.
Fox News had their Twitter account hacked earlier today, and messages about the death of president Barack Obama began flooding their Twitter account. Fox released a statement acknowledging the hacking and apologized for any distress the faux news may have caused. At least there weren’t any photos of Bill O’Reilly’s cock.
The next target in the crosshairs of the Hustler porn parody machine will be Fox News, with “This Ain’t Fox News XXX” coming to DVD and Blu Ray June 14th. There’s so many characters in an interesting cast I’d love to see in this one. Other than Megyn Kelly (obvious), who would you want to see with multiple dicks in their ass with this porn parody?
The US Secret Service just recently got on Twitter for some reason and one of their first tweets was what you see above. Apparently some secret service agent was monitoring Fox News for some reason and got frustrated and thinking he was on his personal Twitter account, let the whole world let his feelings known. Needles to say, the Secret Service was not amused.
Well, I guess it’s sort of redundant to say that Fox & Friends goes full retard, because that’s their only speed, but they recently turned their derp engine up to 11 and went after Crayola’s multicultured colored magic markers.