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News Corp reaches new levels of petty stupidity by attacking Obama over using a paper clip
Yeah, you read that right. If you thought that Fox News couldn’t get any more retarded and childish and petty… yeah, they can. They can always manage to find new ways of raising the bar of stupidity. This time, it’s over the fact that Obama used a large paper clip of file clip or whatever you want to call it on his jobs proposal. OFFICE SUPPLIES. THE OUTRAGE.
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posted 14 September, 2011
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Fap.
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posted 13 August, 2011
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Today’s science class will be taught by Fox News. Today’s topic is: Global Warming. NSFB (not safe for brain)
Fox had an “expert” guest refute global warming via the first law of thermodynamics. Are they even trying anymore? Have they ever been trying?
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posted 10 August, 2011
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Fox and Friends maintain their high standards of journalistic excellence.
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posted 04 August, 2011
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Bill Nye gives Fox News a science lesson, which is like trying to teach algebra to a dog
So Bill Nye gives a little lesson to Fox News during a discussion of volcanoes on the Moon. It’s sad that he should even have to, though. I assume that anchors on Fox News are adults who have more than a second grade education, but time and time again, I’m proved wrong. Billy Nye 1, Fox News 0.
Bill O’Reilly: Media labeling Anders Breivik ‘Christian’ because they don’t like Christians
Okay Bill, I know you’ve got to make your paycheck count, but you don’t have to go back to trying to be the Fox News crazy guy now that Glenn Beck is gone. With Beck going off the deep end on a daily basis, for a while, you became at times a voice of reason in a sea of hyperbole and fear-mongering. And now it looks like you’re back in that comfortable old chair. That comfortable old crazy guy chair that bought the extra wing on your house.
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posted 27 July, 2011
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Fox News has their Twitter hacked, announces death of Obama
Fox News had their Twitter account hacked earlier today, and messages about the death of president Barack Obama began flooding their Twitter account. Fox released a statement acknowledging the hacking and apologized for any distress the faux news may have caused. At least there weren’t any photos of Bill O’Reilly’s cock.
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posted 04 July, 2011
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Today was Glenn Beck’s last day on the air. Good night funnyman.
What with today being the last day of the Glenn Beck show, Media Matters put together this sad compilation of some of the best Beck moments. I don’t know how I’ll go on.
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posted 30 June, 2011
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Hustler’s next porn parody targets Fox News. You can’t explain that.
The next target in the crosshairs of the Hustler porn parody machine will be Fox News, with “This Ain’t Fox News XXX” coming to DVD and Blu Ray June 14th. There’s so many characters in an interesting cast I’d love to see in this one. Other than Megyn Kelly (obvious), who would you want to see with multiple dicks in their ass with this porn parody?
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posted 10 June, 2011
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The Secret Service goes all herp herp derp on Twitter
The US Secret Service just recently got on Twitter for some reason and one of their first tweets was what you see above. Apparently some secret service agent was monitoring Fox News for some reason and got frustrated and thinking he was on his personal Twitter account, let the whole world let his feelings known. Needles to say, the Secret Service was not amused.
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posted 19 May, 2011
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Highlights from the first GOP presidential debate of the 2012 elections
Oh, you didn’t know there was a GOP debate a couple nights ago? I won’t fault you, since it was a weird mix of a bunch of people you either have never heard of and never will again, people you didn’t know were running or people who have absolutely no chance of getting the nomination.
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posted 07 May, 2011
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Fox News accidentally announces that President Obama is dead
But but… Obama is announcing that President Obama is dead? That’s sort of awesome. Has he just been a ghost all along? STAY TUNED.
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posted 02 May, 2011
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Bill O’Reilly debunks a whole bunch of Obama myths, you can’t explain that
Hey Billo, you’re not a bad guy sometimes when you don’t have your moments of pandering to the far right.
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posted 14 April, 2011
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Fox News gets its panties in a bunch over a J.Crew ad featuring a little boy painting his toenails
The above ad seems innocent enough. A little boy enjoying some time with his mom. And he just happens to be painting his toenails, because pink is his favorite color. A sweet look at the growing acceptance of a widening visible spectrum of gender identity?
Nope. According to Dr. Keith Ablow, writing for Fox News, it’s the beginning of a permanent downfall of the human race:
These folks are hostile to the gender distinctions that actually are part of the magnificent synergy that creates and sustains the human race. They respect their own creative notions a whole lot more than any creative Force in the universe.
Does it matter that in the whole of human history that gender identity and expression has proven to be an incredibly flexible and malleable thing that varies from culture to culture and time period to time period? Aw hell no. Because this one kid likes to paint his toenails pink, future generations will forget how to insert tab A into slot B and the entire species of Homo sapien is headed for a swift extinction.
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posted 13 April, 2011
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Fox & Friends goes full retard over Crayola’s skin tone magic markers
Well, I guess it’s sort of redundant to say that Fox & Friends goes full retard, because that’s their only speed, but they recently turned their derp engine up to 11 and went after Crayola’s multicultured colored magic markers.
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posted 09 April, 2011
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