And in Florida news, woman gets third boob in the most Floridian attempt ever to get her own reality show
Just because there was that hooker in Total Recall with three boobs doesn’t mean it’s a good idea. But a woman from Florida that goes by the name of Jasmine Tridevil forked out $20,000 to have a third boob constructed in between her god-given girls because she’s given up on life and really really hopes her $20,000 will be an investment towards getting her own MTV reality show.
Oh Florida, you fucked up wang of a state.
Yesterday, Florida governor Rick Scott signed a bill legalized limited used of medical marijuana for epileptic seizures and other disorders. The “limited use” means there’s a smaller list of approved uses, unlike states like California in which literally almost everything qualifies for medical marijuana, which isn’t a bad thing, but Florida… hmmm.
For a minute, never mind the charge of shooting a missile into a car. A missile doesn’t have to be a Minuteman or Patriot missile— it’s simply a launched rocket-shaped projectile. Let’s focus on the important part, that the woman who was arrested in Polk County, Florida has the most Florida name ever. Crystal Metheney. No, that’s not the name of a Breaking Bad themed My Little Pony, that’s her actual name. This is gonna be a good day.
This is the box of crazy: Found box contains one man’s drawings of a weird alien/angel encounter from 1977
"So a friend of mine found this box by the trash, it is full of wonderful, crazy illustrations. Clearly something happened to this guy that was very memorable. It measures roughly 29" by 38" and almost all the drawings are very large."
Half of the box just contains old letters, boring technical drawings and hand-drawn world maps. The other half is full of illustrations, sketches and description of one man’s bizarre encounter on night in Florida in 1977 with flying beast-serpent-angel alien creatures.
If you’re going to be in or around Orlando, Florida October 18,19, and 20, then you should check this out. Tons of indie game developers, tons of visual artists, and tons of amazing bands. From Nerf Herder, to MC Frontalot, this event is going to have something for everyone.
Check it out Here:
And keep an eye out for the guy in an IHC shirt, thats me.
Also in Florida, a woman just got 20 years for firing warning shots to keep her abusive husband away from her
While one jury in Florida let George Zimmerman walk for shooting an unarmed teenager after Zimmerman got his ass kicked in a fight he started, another jury in Florida gave 31 year old Marissa Alexander 20 years for firing warning shots when Alexander’s abusive husband came after her with the expressed intent of trying to kill her. Yay justice.
If you’re reading this in Florida right now, you’re committing a crime. In an attempt to crack down on slot machines and internet gambling, Florida legislators passed a bill to make internet cafes illegal. However, thanks to some poorly worded descriptions in the bill, they got more than they bargained for and have technically made any system of network of devices that can connect to the internet illegal. Not surprisingly, lawsuits are on their way.