When Taco Fusion in Tampa introduced its lion meat taco, I guess they thought it was going to be a hit. Instead, it’s pissed off quite a few people in town and across Florida. The menu item has caused protests and bomb threats, but now I’m curious as to what a lion meat taco tastes like.
If you’re not familiar with Meatspin, just Google it. Everybody at Florida State University is all too familiar with the website after a student, 26 year old Benjamin Blouin sent all computers to Meatspin at once, forcing faculty, staff and students to see how long they could endure a hypnotic spinning penis/tranny sex video.
Is bestiality protected by the constitution? So says the lawyers of a Florida man who is on trial for his relationship with his sweet, sweet donkey named Doodle. Aw… that’s Doodle in the picture above. She is pretty hot.
A man in Pompano Beach, Florida was just taking a leisurely morning stroll down the strand when he came across this giant fucking eyeball. The man, Gino Covacci, said it appeared “very fresh” when he found it, and appeared to still have blood on it. But what is it from? A squid? An octopus? A GIANT MER-MAN?
Only minutes after winning a contest to see who could eat the most cockroaches, a 32 year old Florida man collapsed and died before he could claim his prize. Edward Archbold was among 20 to 30 contestants participating in Friday night’s “Midnight Madness” event at Ben Siegel Reptiles in Deerfield Beach, authorities said.
While meteorology has advanced quite a bit in the past few decades, we still have a lot to learn about the exact nature of hurricanes— how exactly they form, how they travel and how we can mitigate property damage and the loss of human life. At the University of Miami in Florida, scientists are learning about hurricanes by creating mini hurricanes in a gigantic aquarium.
The largest ever Burmese python found in Florida was caught this week. The thing was seventeen feet long, about a foot wide and was bearing 87 eggs. That’s a lot of baby Burmese pythons.
Earlier this year, a bizarre face-eating attack on a man in Miami was the first of a tongue-in-cheek “Year of the Zombie”. But for victim Ronald Poppo, having his face eaten off and eyeballs plucked out wasn’t anything at all to joke about. For the first time, Mr. Poppo speaks publicly about the brutal experience.
Gonna be in Orlando this fall? Go to New(kd) Las Vegas, an elaborate 3D Haunted House by Penn and Teller
World-renowned magicians Penn & Teller have accidentally nuked Las Vegas, but don’t worry, it’s nothing a fresh coat of paint and a truckload of BS can’t fix! Come on down to New Vegas, where all that glitters isn’t gold, and in fact probably has fatal levels of radioactivity.
So does anyone want a free BJ? Sara Jay and Angelina Castro are promising they will deliver on their deal that Heat fans will get free porn star blow jobs now that the Heat have won the NBA title.