You like your iPad or Android tablet, right? You love it so much that you want to make sweet, sweet love to it, right? With the FleshLiPad, you can securely strap a Fleshlight to your tablet and hump it like a dog while looking at porn or Steve Jobs keynotes or whatever.
It’s a nice gesture slash marketing ploy on the part of Fleshlight, but it makes me weep inside the think that the men that make up the group formerly known as SEAL Team 6 / DEVGRU whatever are humping handheld silicone. I would hope that instead, the government has provided them all with a lifetime supply of the finest and most skilled whores money can’t buy.