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Kinect wants to replace your mouse and controller with more fisting and fingering

Right now, you can use your voice and arm gestures to interact with your Xbox if you have a Kinect. In the near future, Kinect technology will let you control your Xbox or PC with hand gestures, such as pinching and zooming in thin air, Vulcan salutes and I suppose virtual donkey punches and shockers.

Give the gift of a giant golden fist with balls this Valentine’s Day

My friend makes these and is trying to sell them in time for Valentine’s Day. Even if your lady friend isn’t into fisting, it’s certainly a great conversation piece.

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IHC After Dark: “Fist Me This Christmas”

I think fisting could easily become a brand new holiday tradition.

posted 22 December, 2012
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Who doesn’t go straight for fisting on the first date these days?

posted 24 October, 2012
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“Before attempting fisting, a Christian husband and wife should pray together and ask for divine guidance.”

If you and your spouse are going to try fisting, make sure you’re fisting in the name of Christ and that you have Jesus’ full blessing before you go cervix punching. Also, fisting doesn’t mean that you’re kinky or gay or anything like that. As a matter of fact, there’s plenty of passages from the Bible that include and condone fisting.