In an op-ed column published in Cuba earlier this week, Fidel Castro stated that he thinks a robot would do a better job as president of the United States than either Barack Obama or any of the current Republican contenders. Maybe he’s got a point— isn’t it high time we elect a Robo-American to office? I guess Romney’s sort of close. And we did almost elect Al Gore.
Listen… I don’t care if you are jaded and fed up with zombies being funneled into everything these days. Call of Duty: Black Ops has zombies, but it also has motherfucking JFK, Castro and Nixon fighting zombies. As in you can play as Richard Nixon with a shotgun running around going “Ooooh you dirty zombies”… or at least you can say that while you’re playing. Check out the trailer after the jump.