Toy Story writers may be writing a Farmville movie. I still won’t help you with your virtual cabbage.
Zynga had already announced a while back they were looking into the possibility of doing a Mafia Wars movie, but screenwriters Alec Sokolow and Joel Cohen, writers of the first Toy Story movie have kinda sorta spilled the beans on a movie based on Farmville, because the world so needs a fucking Farmville movie.
For several years now, the music industry has been finding new ways to promote their music, from games like Rock Band to TV
disasters shows like Glee. And for years before that, many have decried the end of music as we know it, which might have been premature… because this encompasses both a new music promotion system and the end of music. Lady Gaga has announced that she’ll be releasing the tracks from her new album first on Farmville. FARMVILLE.
Just a couple years ago, no one had any idea who the hell Zynga was, and certainly no one knew that they would quickly rise to become one of the most valuable game companies in the world. With Facebook games like FarmVille, CityVille and Mafia Wars, Zynga’s done what many game companies can only dream of— to get players coming back again and again like lab rats hitting a button.
Best headline of the year with misleading information. Funny yes, but I’m not sure if it’s implying that all Farmville players are potential goat rapers. Maybe, I don’t know, I’ve never touched Farmville. It could be true.
Problem: Baby is keeping you from playing Farmville. Solution: Kill the baby. Wait, that can’t be right.
When 22 year old mom Alexandra Tobias of Jacksonville, Florida was getting interrupted from playing Farmville by her baby crying, she could have taken the correct route by being a mom and seeing what the kid wanted. Instead, she chose the wrong option and shook her baby to death so she could get back to virtual farming.