Posts tagged with ‘fail

Yoko Ono’s performance at this year’s Glastonbury Festival was perhaps one of the worst live performances of anything ever

Not sure what the people crowding around to see Yoko Ono were expecting— maybe they had never ever heard any of her work, maybe they thought she’d do Beatles covers. Nope, this is Yoko Ono. Someone, maybe the ghost of John Lennon, needs to seriously have a talk with her and explain that what she does isn’t really what people would call “music”, but to put it as kindly as possible, it’s more like “juvenile noise based performance art that people pay for because she’s the widow of one of the best songwriters ever”.

The Food Babe says yelling “Satan” or “Hitler” at water will change its structure

In another one of her well researched articles, the Food Babe’s copious research has led her to the conclusion that microwaving water changes its structure in the same way negative thoughts do. “For the experiment pictured above, microwaved water produced a similar physical structure to when the words “Satan” and “Hitler” were repeatedly exposed to the water.”

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American student gets stuck in a giant marble vagina sculpture in Germany, becomes the internet’s reason to chuckle this week
Twenty two German firefighters arrived on the scene to get the American exchange student unstuck from a giant sculpture of a vagina by Peruvian sculptor Fernando de la Jara at the Tübingen University Institute of Microbiology in Tübingen, Germany. Imgur user Erick Guzman, who claims to be the student’s friend, said his buddy “just wanted to take a funny picture.”
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American student gets stuck in a giant marble vagina sculpture in Germany, becomes the internet’s reason to chuckle this week

Twenty two German firefighters arrived on the scene to get the American exchange student unstuck from a giant sculpture of a vagina by Peruvian sculptor Fernando de la Jara at the Tübingen University Institute of Microbiology in Tübingen, Germany. Imgur user Erick Guzman, who claims to be the student’s friend, said his buddy “just wanted to take a funny picture.”

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Afternoon music: Kids try covering Weezer for their school talent show, fail miserably

Undone.

Man gets his dick stuck in a pipe for two days, million to one odds

A Chinese man was left red-faced after getting his penis stuck in a pipe for TWO DAYS. Lian Tien came up with possibly the world’s most bizarre excuse for the embarrassing blunder - he was painting in the nude and slipped. The 61-year-old said his ‘private parts’ became stuck in a pipe sticking out used to take water from the building’s air conditioning unit. But he thought nobody would believe his story - so he stayed there for two days until he developed a fever and called doctors, who suggested they call for backup from the fire brigade.

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Woman catches her hair on fire posing for a selfie, shows the danger of vertical videos

Everyone knows that shooting videos vertically sucks for a variety of reasons, but when these friends tried to squeeze together to be in frame for a selfie someone was trying to take, one girl accidentally leaned into a candle and didn’t notice her hair was on fire until someone noticed it through the phone.

IHC After Dark stupidity: Idiot driving a truck full of oxygen tanks crashes on the freeway, creates inadvertent fireworks display.

And now, let’s all laugh at 50 Cent throwing out the worst first pitch ever

Seriously, even little girls in wheelchairs at Minor League games do it better.









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