Posts tagged with ‘fail’

Saturday morning cartoons: “Life’s a Jungle”

Straight to video rip-offs of popular animated features isn’t new, but this rip-off of Dreamworks’ Madagascar called ‘Life’s a Jungle’ is particularly fucking awful. At least when companies were ripping off hand-drawn 2D films, there was some kind of value to them, but this is just hideous.

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80 year old grandmother falls out of tandem skydiving harness, lives to tell the tale

Luckily this tandem instructor’s negligence ends without casualty. This 80 year-old grandma does a tandem skydive for her birthday and nearly falls out of the harness because it’s not properly adjusted prior to exit.

Awful morning music: “The Facebook Song”

This is just all kinds of awful. It makes me want to just end it all and just jump on the nearest tire fire.

Parenting fail: Parents accidentally get their kid stuck in a washing machine

Dad thought it would be fun to let his kid take a short spin in the laudromat’s washing machine. What he didn’t know is that the door automatically locks when it’s turned on, so the kid and the dad got way more than they bargained for. Dumbass.

Miller Lite’s latest lame-ass attempt to get you to drink their lame-ass beer

The macrobrew industry’s latest attempt in to ‘product’ improvement. They say its “for a smoother pour”…yeah, right.

Denver pastor buys a cup of Starbucks coffee and then dumps it to protest Starbucks’ support of gay marriage

That’ll show em. I hope this catches on— crazy evangelicals buying Starbucks en masse only to dump it, because a spike is sales is just what will make Starbucks think twice. Just like when those samll southern American towns would buy out ever copy of every Harry Potter book in the city, so they could burn them in protest. Because I know JK Rowling was really hurt when all those book sales bought her a new house.

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Foam sword fight in Austin, Texas goes bad, guy gets hit by a bus

Austin has a yearly foam sword fight and this year an overly excited freshman gets hit by a bus that runs a red light.

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IHC After Dark: And in Russian news, asphalt may be slippery during a flood

I haven’t laughed this hard at a video in a while!!

Awful fucking commercial of the day: Fashion Shack

Submitted by Hell’s Grand Opening: “A low-budge commercial for The Fashion Shack store. The acting is bad and deliberate, and the video effects look like they were done on my old Commodore Amiga 500 Video Toaster. Bottom line, another one of those local commercials done to hypnotically awful perfection.”

Man arrested in Oklahoma after a portable meth lab exploded in his pants

David Williams ran from a police officer who noticed a chemical smell as he was issuing a speeding ticket to the driver of the SUV Williams was a passenger in, KOTV reported. The officer caught up with Williams and in the ensuing struggle, an “active meth lab” he had been hiding in his pants burst, Oklahoma Highway Patrol trooper Shiloh Hall told the station.

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