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Just park that anywhere.

Man tries to rob a bank after he paid $500 to a wizard to make him invisible

If someone is claiming to be a wizard, and is offering to make you invisible for the low low price of $500, there’s probably a good chance he’s full of shit. One Iranian man learned that the hard way, when his brazen bank robbery quickly went bad, because he wasn’t invisible as promised.

Jon Stewart Destroys Obama Over IRS Scandal, Lack Of ‘Managerial Competence’: You’ve Vindicated Conspiracy Theorists

See the video here

posted 15 May, 2013
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Bakery and bistro demonstrates how to have an epic public meltdown on Facebook

Amy’s Baking Company and Bistro was featured on a recent episode of Gordon Ramsey’s Kitchen Nightmares, but were dumped from the show because Ramsey of all people, thought the owners were total assholes. Demonstrating this short temper for the whole world to see, owners Samy and Amy Bouzaglo took to Facebook to aggressively and dickishly respond to some negative comments.

Yet another unrealistic expectation for women

(Source: mylittledildo)

posted 14 May, 2013
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YOU CAN’T PARK HERE

2001 Space Odyssey Orchestra Fail

I wish I could tell you what it is about this that makes me laugh so much that my face hurts. But I can’t. It’s just f*cking funny to me.

posted 09 May, 2013
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News FAIL of the Day: Two CNN Anchors Talk via Satellite in the Same Parking Lot

Do you see what’s going on in this GIF? Yesterday morning, CNN Newsroom anchor Ashleigh Banfield and CNN Headline News anchor Nancy Grace were discussing the Cleveland kidnapping case “via satellite,” which is a great way to communicate for those who aren’t standing in the same parking lot, and of course, they were. The setup was discovered after a viewer noticed same exact cars passing through both sides of the split-screen in the background and The Atlantic Wire also followed up with a shot-by-shot breakdown of the scene.

posted 09 May, 2013
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Sims are the best parents.

Idiot loses his life savings trying to win an Xbox at a carnival, walks way with a stuffed Rasta banana instead

Carnival games are supposed to be a rip-off, but no one apparently told Henry Gribbohm of New Hampshire, who blew his entire savings account of $2600 to try and win an Xbox 360 at a carnival, but instead only walked away with a stuffed Rasta banana.