And in Florida news, woman gets third boob in the most Floridian attempt ever to get her own reality show
Just because there was that hooker in Total Recall with three boobs doesn’t mean it’s a good idea. But a woman from Florida that goes by the name of Jasmine Tridevil forked out $20,000 to have a third boob constructed in between her god-given girls because she’s given up on life and really really hopes her $20,000 will be an investment towards getting her own MTV reality show.
In another one of her well researched articles, the Food Babe’s copious research has led her to the conclusion that microwaving water changes its structure in the same way negative thoughts do. “For the experiment pictured above, microwaved water produced a similar physical structure to when the words “Satan” and “Hitler” were repeatedly exposed to the water.”
A Chinese man was left red-faced after getting his penis stuck in a pipe for TWO DAYS. Lian Tien came up with possibly the world’s most bizarre excuse for the embarrassing blunder - he was painting in the nude and slipped. The 61-year-old said his ‘private parts’ became stuck in a pipe sticking out used to take water from the building’s air conditioning unit. But he thought nobody would believe his story - so he stayed there for two days until he developed a fever and called doctors, who suggested they call for backup from the fire brigade.