I Heart Chaos

Well isn’t that sweet?

posted 31 January, 2013
by cranberryzero
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Some of you may already know this, but ET was apparently from the Star Wars universe

Before some of you are all like “OOOOOOOLD NEWS”, I don’t spend every waking hour on Star Wars fan wikis and circle jerk forums, so this is new news to me. But apparently, there’s a split second in The Phantom Menace that shows that ET’s race have a seat on the Senate of the Old Republic. So there. Now you know, if you didn’t already.

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Rare ET finger light toy lets you imagine you’re getting fingerbanged by an extraterrestrial

I guess someone’s got to be in this sort of thing. But be warned that if you remove it from its packaging, it’s going to lose some of its collectible value. Doubly so if it’s covered in bodily fluids.

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posted 02 July, 2012
by Dooj
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How to beat ET for the Atari 2600, also known as the worst game ever made

This poster was produced in 1982 to help frustrated gamers who actually wanted to finish this piece of shit. STOP FALLING IN HOLES!

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IHC After Dark: The best worst ET ever

In this version of ET, the alien is no longer cute and lovable, but sort of creepy and lethargic, like a drunken midget. With serious ghetto booty.

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posted 21 January, 2012
by cranberryzero
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Henry Thomas’ original “Elliot” audition tape for ET

Boy, that kid knows how to turn on the waterworks and give a good convincing cry. Unlike a certain soon-to-be-freed ex-mom from Florida. Oh, that never gets old. Okay, so it’s on the verge of getting old, but I’m going to milk the shit out of it.

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