Posts tagged with ‘engrish

Best knock-off console ever? Behold… THE BATTMAN

What is THE BATTMAN? In reality, it’s most likely a total piece of shit that plays a total of six built-in games that were hot shit when Tiger was selling handheld LCD games like there was no tomorrow. But in the Asian knock-off fantasy world, it’s the most amazing console ever— a chimera with the box of an original Xbox, the wings of a PS One and it lives life in a cave, wearing a skintight leather outfit with its twink boyfriend who looks totally sweet on his motorcycle.

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It appears that Jackass 3D completely defies translation. Couldn’t they just have gone with “POO POO PUNCH IN NUTS FAT MAN YOU LAUGH”?
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It appears that Jackass 3D completely defies translation. Couldn’t they just have gone with “POO POO PUNCH IN NUTS FAT MAN YOU LAUGH”?

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I’m no expert on these sorts of things, but I don’t think this is an officially licensed Disney product.
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I’m no expert on these sorts of things, but I don’t think this is an officially licensed Disney product.

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Now this is my kind of gigantic robot. I’m not seeing the all-important breast clamp. How are you going to clamp them down once you catch them?
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Now this is my kind of gigantic robot. I’m not seeing the all-important breast clamp. How are you going to clamp them down once you catch them?

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Ashen Review of the Day: “Retieval Mankind’s Batman”

The most bizarre name for a shitty Chinese handheld game system ever.

Thanks to Delsyd for the link






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