Best knock-off console ever? Behold… THE BATTMAN

What is THE BATTMAN? In reality, it’s most likely a total piece of shit that plays a total of six built-in games that were hot shit when Tiger was selling handheld LCD games like there was no tomorrow. But in the Asian knock-off fantasy world, it’s the most amazing console ever— a chimera with the box of an original Xbox, the wings of a PS One and it lives life in a cave, wearing a skintight leather outfit with its twink boyfriend who looks totally sweet on his motorcycle.
It appears that Jackass 3D completely defies translation. Couldn’t they just have gone with “POO POO PUNCH IN NUTS FAT MAN YOU LAUGH”?
I’m no expert on these sorts of things, but I don’t think this is an officially licensed Disney product.
Now this is my kind of gigantic robot. I’m not seeing the all-important breast clamp. How are you going to clamp them down once you catch them?
Ashen Review of the Day: “Retieval Mankind’s Batman”
The most bizarre name for a shitty Chinese handheld game system ever.
Thanks to Delsyd for the link
Um… I’m seriously doubting if anyone in China has ever seen Battlestar Galactica. Or cares. Makes me sad, really.

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