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Want to drink something a bit different? How about some Japanese crafted elephant dung beer?

Japanese brewery, Sankt Gallen, has crafted a beer using coffee beans that have passed through an elephant.

http://www.thatpanic.com/2013/05/20/elephant-dung-beer/

Elephant learns Korean, just because he was bored

Elephants are pretty smart for animals, but one African elephant at a zoo in South Korea has learned to say five words in Korean. Not by accident… the damn thing has to actually make a real effort to make its lips form words and it seems that the elephant learned it because it was bored.

posted 03 November, 2012
by cranberryzero
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Tourist gets bitch slapped by an elephant

One point for the elephant, minus one point for the person taking the video for not shooting in landscape.

I want one. I’d drive it to work every day.

Nightmare fuel: How to masturbate an elephant

And no, it doesn’t require several people standing in a row jerking the thing off. Yes, it does involve cleaning out the colon and then punching the shit out of the elephant’s giant prostate.

GoDaddy CEO is an asshole, shoots elephants and brags about it

When GoDaddy CEO Bob Parsons went on a hunting trip in Zimbabwe last year, he took a video of himself shooting a bull elephant that was eating crops in a Zimbabwean village and then posted a video of his hunting prowess. As you might expect, people are not too happy about this, but Parsons stands by his actions, saying that in Zimbabwe, elephants are not endangered and this particular group was threatening the food supply of a village.

And now… it’s a pair of baby elephants in a wading pool

Damn that looks fun.

Kipling in real life: A baby elephant gets his trunk caught in the jaws of a crocodile

In Rudyard Kipling’s short story “The Elephant’s Child”, elephants originally had short noses, but when one baby elephant with insatiable curiosity got too close to a crocodile, the crocodile chomped down on the elephant’s nose and wouldn’t let go. The baby elephant pulled and pulled until it had a long nose.