Is bestiality protected by the constitution? So says the lawyers of a Florida man who is on trial for his relationship with his sweet, sweet donkey named Doodle. Aw… that’s Doodle in the picture above. She is pretty hot.
Never really been a fan of the few episodes of Fear Factor that I’ve watched, mainly because oooh putting your hand in with non-poisonous and non-aggressive spiders and snakes oh really fucking scary. But this Monday, you’ll see contestants crossing some sort of line by drinking the above pitchers of donkey piss and donkey semen. Yes, that’s a whole pitcher of donkey jizz.
A man caught having sex with a donkey told a court in Zimbabwe that the donkey was actually a human shapeshifting prostitute that turned into a donkey at night. DAT ASS.
In northern Colombia, along the shore of the Caribbean, young men often have their first sexual encounter with a donkey. Most men here feel that it better prepares them for having sex with a woman and some even claim that it makes your dick bigger.