Posts tagged with ‘dildos

PSA of the day: “Guns and Dildos Are Basically the Same Thing”

New gun safety PSA

The dream is here, as you can now design and 3D print your own custom dildos

Want an easy way to create your own custom 3D printed dildos? Thanks to the Dildo Generator, you can now create the dildo of the dreams in your web browser. You can adjust the bezier curves to your liking, and the script then revolves the shape to create your very own orifice buster. Sure, you could easily do the same thing in any 3D modeling program, but in a pinch, the Dildo Generator will help you create a 3D file in a jiffy that you can then use in your Makerbot or what have you.

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Zombie Dildo, for when your thing is fucking the undead (NSFW)

There are all kinds of dildo designs for all kinds of people, and if undead dick is your thing, you can now get a dildo that looks like a rock hard zombie pecker. NSFW picture below.

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The Hammer is a muscle-controlled rainbow light-up dildo (Possibly NSFW)

It’s a strap-on type dildo, where the bulb end goes into the vagina, and when the vaginal muscles contract, it controls the light show in the shaft. 

Geekcraft of the Day: IHCer makes weapons out of dildos

IHCer “Rabbit” decided to put his skills to good use by making a couple weapons out of dildos I guess he just had laying around the house. Or under his bed. Or in his sock drawer, or wherever. Above are a pair of dildo nunchaku, and keep scrolling for a dildo lightsaber.

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Woman attacks cop with dildo, GTA style

"She walked into her bedroom. She said her money was in her dresser drawer and she opened it and reached inside and removed a "clear, rigid feminine pleasure device" and held it over her head and approached the officer in a threatening manner."

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Geekcraft of the day: Time and relative dimensions in your vagina
Yes, that’s a Doctor Who TARDIS dildo. Called the “TARDIS Tickler”, it’s supposed to be the TARDIS tumbling through a wormhole like in the opening credits of Doctor Who. Only it’s a small wormhole, perfectly shaped like something one would stick in their lady bits. I can’t wait to see this Doctor Who adventure.
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Geekcraft of the day: Time and relative dimensions in your vagina

Yes, that’s a Doctor Who TARDIS dildo. Called the “TARDIS Tickler”, it’s supposed to be the TARDIS tumbling through a wormhole like in the opening credits of Doctor Who. Only it’s a small wormhole, perfectly shaped like something one would stick in their lady bits. I can’t wait to see this Doctor Who adventure.

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Okay, so those are some damn cute Japanese dildos
Toy maker Tokyoplastic posted these concepts for some cute sex toys, but right now they’re just concepts. Don’t go getting your lady parts all moist just yet. But they are pretty cool looking.
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Okay, so those are some damn cute Japanese dildos

Toy maker Tokyoplastic posted these concepts for some cute sex toys, but right now they’re just concepts. Don’t go getting your lady parts all moist just yet. But they are pretty cool looking.

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