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I work in a college mail center. When we were putting out mail this morning, we found this. (Possibly NSFW)

Zombie Dildo, for when your thing is fucking the undead (NSFW)

There are all kinds of dildo designs for all kinds of people, and if undead dick is your thing, you can now get a dildo that looks like a rock hard zombie pecker. NSFW picture below.

The Hammer is a muscle-controlled rainbow light-up dildo (Possibly NSFW)

It’s a strap-on type dildo, where the bulb end goes into the vagina, and when the vaginal muscles contract, it controls the light show in the shaft.

posted 13 February, 2013
by cranberryzero
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So what are you planning on using that for?

Geekcraft of the Day: IHCer makes weapons out of dildos

IHCer “Rabbit” decided to put his skills to good use by making a couple weapons out of dildos I guess he just had laying around the house. Or under his bed. Or in his sock drawer, or wherever. Above are a pair of dildo nunchaku, and keep scrolling for a dildo lightsaber.

Woman attacks cop with dildo, GTA style

“She walked into her bedroom. She said her money was in her dresser drawer and she opened it and reached inside and removed a “clear, rigid feminine pleasure device” and held it over her head and approached the officer in a threatening manner.”

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Geekcraft of the day: Time and relative dimensions in your vagina

Yes, that’s a Doctor Who TARDIS dildo. Called the “TARDIS Tickler”, it’s supposed to be the TARDIS tumbling through a wormhole like in the opening credits of Doctor Who. Only it’s a small wormhole, perfectly shaped like something one would stick in their lady bits. I can’t wait to see this Doctor Who adventure.

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Okay, so those are some damn cute Japanese dildos

Toy maker Tokyoplastic posted these concepts for some cute sex toys, but right now they’re just concepts. Don’t go getting your lady parts all moist just yet. But they are pretty cool looking.

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I got you a present for the New Year, IHC. Puff puff pass.

posted 01 January, 2012
by cranberryzero
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All ready to play Skyrim? What else is this missing?

posted 12 November, 2011
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Up your game with Dildo Sport (possibly NSFW)

Dildo Sport is the first strap-on tennis accessory that gives you the edge you need to win through the magic of rubber penises.

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Fun with overheard audio in the office: Talk of dildos

A guy records some coworkers in his office talking about dildos and sets it to a crude animation.

posted 13 June, 2011
by champagnehercules
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Dildo Sport: Because dildos are for winners

I always thought sports were boring, especially touch downs and goals and stuff, but this looks more better!

posted 06 June, 2011
by riverbottomvideo-deactivated201
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College sex ed class canceled after live demonstration with a power dildo

Prof. John Michael Bailey’s popular Human Sexuality class at Northwestern University has been canceled after he had two volunteers give an optional, after-class demonstration of a power dildo device called the Fucksaw (NSFW) made some people uncomfortable.