If you find yourself one day drunk and hungry and wanting to get hitched in Vegas, there’s no shortage of places, but only at Denny’s can you get married while having a Grand Slamwich.
Did you now The Hobbit is coming out this December? It’s not like they’re going out of their way to promote it or anything. It’s not like whenever you go to Denny’s, they’ll give you a Hobbit themed menu with items such as “Hobbit Hole Breakfast” and “Gandalf’s Gobble Melt”. That sounds pretty accurate to what Hobbits and wizards eat.