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At Jesus Camp in Singapore, they’re teaching kids that prayer can resurrect the dead

Pentecostal minister Becky Fischer teaches kids how to raise the dead. At the six minute mark she explains that kids can successfully pray their dead pets back to life. Good luck with that kids… delusion is so much easier than accepting the hard realities of life.

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posted 24 September, 2011
by cranberryzero
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Two guys in Denver have a real life Weekend at Bernie’s

When you find that a friend of yours has died, probably the first and best instinct would be to call the police. But if you’re Robert Young and Mark Rubinson of Denver, the correct answer apparently is to take the corpse of your friend out bar-hopping. This is also the answer that will get you jail time, so that would indicate it’s actually the wrong answer.

posted 18 September, 2011
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Dead man’s family forces him to cheer for Ohio State one last time

When Roy Miracle was alive, he was a huge fan of the Ohio State Buckeyes. So much so that when he croaked last week, several family members decided to cheer with him one last time. That’s him, third from the left, forming the “I” in “OHIO”. Because having him form an “O” would have been too much work, I guess.

Not all of Roy’s family was happy with this photo. Some thought it was distasteful, but those people probably never ever smile and use two sets of silverware for every meal.

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