Posts tagged with ‘cunnilingus

Afternoon short films: “Eating In”

"Eating In" is a short film about a couple not quite… connecting in the bedroom. Some bad language. 

Also, Rob Ford says he’s too busy eating his wife’s pussy to eat anyone else’s pussy. This man is legend.

Yup, that’s what crack smoking, gang sign throwing Toronto mayor Rob Ford said at a press conference this morning. I wouldn’t feel right if I forgot to post this today. This fucker is surreal. The press conference was to address allegations Ford had made inappropriate statements about a staffer.

His words: “Oh and the last thing was Olivia Gondek, it says it says that I wanted to eat her pussy. Olivia Gondek. I’ve never said that in my life to her. I would never do that. I’m happily married. I’ve got more than enough to eat at home. Thank you very much.”

Even better, later today he completely denied saying that. At a live, televised press conference.

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Scientists discover that male bats like to go down on female bats. Glad we have that confirmed so I can finally sleep at night.

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It’s already been known and observed that female bats will often suck their boyfriend’s bat-dick, but until recently, male bats haven’t been observed reciprocating. But now we can report, that male bats do in fact like eating bat pussy. Sciiiience!

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Vagine cuisine, the oral sex flavor enhancer

If you’re going to go downtown, make that poon taste like strawberries.

IHC After Dark: Women talk about their favorite positions for cunnilingus

It’s not like you have a whole lot of position options when it comes to eating box, but there are a few, and these ladies are all over it.

IHC After Dark: North Korea on cunnilingus

Taken from a text presented by Kim Jong Il, this is the official North Korean position how healthy sexuality makes for a healthy nation, and the having women go away from sex not having reached orgasm is something that only the evil capitalist bourgeois would do. The message: Eatin’ is essential to national unity.

And yeah, I know the video’s sort of annoying, but I can’t actually find text of this anywhere, so it also might just be made up. 

Teledildonics patent of the day: Interactive online rubber tongue

There’s been several different online interactive male masturbation devices as well as dildos that one can connect to the interwebs, but I think this is the first time I’ve seen an interactive mechanical tongue. As you can see from the patent drawing, it’s got handles for the woman to grip as she slides the rubber tongue up and down her lady bits, controlled by someone over the horizon.

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