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Scientists discover that male bats like to go down on female bats. Glad we have that confirmed so I can finally sleep at night.

It’s already been known and observed that female bats will often suck their boyfriend’s bat-dick, but until recently, male bats haven’t been observed reciprocating. But now we can report, that male bats do in fact like eating bat pussy. Sciiiience!

Via

Hey baby, I made you this mix CD…

I think this might be some sort of hint.

posted 12 December, 2012
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Vagine cuisine, the oral sex flavor enhancer

If you’re going to go downtown, make that poon taste like strawberries.

Also, I hear eatin’ ain’t cheatin’.

posted 18 February, 2012
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IHC After Dark: Women talk about their favorite positions for cunnilingus

It’s not like you have a whole lot of position options when it comes to eating box, but there are a few, and these ladies are all over it.

posted 21 December, 2011
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IHC After Dark: North Korea on cunnilingus

Taken from a text presented by Kim Jong Il, this is the official North Korean position how healthy sexuality makes for a healthy nation, and the having women go away from sex not having reached orgasm is something that only the evil capitalist bourgeois would do. The message: Eatin’ is essential to national unity.

And yeah, I know the video’s sort of annoying, but I can’t actually find text of this anywhere, so it also might just be made up.

posted 17 October, 2011
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Books to add to your reading list: “Pussy Eating for Everyone”

posted 28 September, 2011
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Teledildonics patent of the day: Interactive online rubber tongue

There’s been several different online interactive male masturbation devices as well as dildos that one can connect to the interwebs, but I think this is the first time I’ve seen an interactive mechanical tongue. As you can see from the patent drawing, it’s got handles for the woman to grip as she slides the rubber tongue up and down her lady bits, controlled by someone over the horizon.

You gotta do what you gotta do.

posted 19 February, 2011
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For Valentine’s Day, here’s that hot and sexy oral sex scene from the movie Blue Valentine that gave it its NC-17 rating.

Oh, and it’s probably NSFW or for mixed company.

magalomania:

hennnypotter:

the blue valentine sexytime scene

Oh for fuck’s sake. I hate you, Jenny.

(Source: fymoviescenes)

posted 14 February, 2011
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“Should I eat out my lesbian girlfriend’s pussy?”

Obviously, the answer is always and forever yes.

posted 29 December, 2010
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“Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”

That fateful sentence, possibly the best quote from a police report EVER, was uttered by 41 year old Melissa Lee Williams (above) of West Virginia after she was arrested for threatening two men at a motor lodge to eat her out at knife point.