McGruff the Crime Dog actor arrested for marijuana and a grenade launcher. Take a bite out of crime.
Former McGruff the Crime Dog actor, John R. Morales, has been sentenced to 16 years in prison following his guilty plea three years after police seized 1,000 marijuana plants, 27 weapons – including a grenade launcher, and 9,000 rounds of ammunition from his home.
Cormac McCarthy’s ex-wife arrested for pulling a gun out of her vagina after an argument about aliens goes bad
When Jennifer McCarthy, ex-wife of Pulitzer Prize winning author Cormac McCarthy was laying in bed one Saturday morning with her boyfriend, the two were arguing over the existence of aliens, as happens, when Jennifer stormed out. Upon returning, McCarthy pulled a gun from her vajayjay, the same vajayjay that produced a son for her and Cormac that was the inspiration for The Road, and begin waving the gun around, threatening to shoot her beau.
Not the way to get free tacos, but that’s what 28 year old Adam Cooper of San Antonio did when he was craving the tortilla.
According to an arrest warrant affidavit, a waitress at the restaurant in the 500 block of S. Loop 1604 E. identified Kramer as the man who walked into the restaurant Monday and ordered six tacos and then refused to pay for them. The waitress told Bexar County sheriff’s detectives that when Kramer was told he’d had to pay, he began pulling a sword in and out of a six-inch sheath on his waist, the affidavit stated. The waitress said at one point when the telephone rang, Kramer walked outside, so she quickly locked the doors, the affidavit stated. The woman said she could hear him outside, yelling that if he didn’t get his free tacos, “someone would die,” the affidavit stated.
Police in Iceland shoot and kill a suspect for the first time in the nation’s history. Never forget.
In the US, police shooting and killing suspects happens every day, whether or not someone is a real threat or not. On Monday, police in Iceland had to find their one bullet in order to take out a man with a shotgun, probably all jacked up on fermented shark or something, and it was the first time any police force in the nation’s history have had to do so. I’m sure people in Iceland are shaking their heads wondering how their country could have slid so far to have this happen.
An Ontario man has been charged after he hit a bear with his car and then proceeded to get out of the car and best the bear to death with a rock. Ya know, the kind of stuff that Canadians do because they just don’t give a fuck like that.
The 41-year-old man has been charged under the Ontario SPCA Act with causing an animal to be in distress, and failure to kill an animal by a method that is humane and minimizes the pain and distress to the animal.
Charles Manson has spent only two decades of his life as a free man. The rest of it has been behind bars, where he’s gained a reputation as the craziest motherfucker on the planet. But Manson is an old man now, and one day he’ll die in Corcoran prison where he’s spent most of his days. In the meantime, he’s come to know and meet and love a 25 year old woman he calls Star, a woman who loves him and visits him in prison for up to five hours a day, a woman who carved a permanent X in her forehead to match his. Aw, love is grand.
Hide your inflatables, hide your vegetables, because he’s sticking his dick in everything.
New California law may force porn stars to wear protective eye gear while filming hardcore sex scenes
Well, someone with a very specific fetish is about to be incredibly happy.
"The latest version of a California worker safety bill may require adult film actors to wear items like protective goggles while filming sex scenes, Salon reports. An updated draft of Bill AB 640 would not only prohibit state-wide performers from ejaculating onto the genitals, mouth or eyes, but require employers to provide "barrier protection" eyewear as well."
After an argument over cigarettes, James Comstock’s son Tyler stormed out of the house and took his dad’s truck. Dad calls the cops on the son to try and teach him a lesson. An hour later, Des Moines police officers unload six rounds into the truck after stopping it and Tyler is dead. I know sometimes there’s scary shit out there, but seriously cops wtf?
At least he knows what he wants.