Posts tagged with ‘crime’

British soldier brutally hacked to death in broad daylight by terrorists in London

While many radical Islamic terrorists prefer using explosives, a pair of men who identify themselves as fighting for Islam brutally hacked a British soldier to death in broad daylight with knives and meat cleavers in southwest London. After the murder, the men chatted with reporters, encouraged bystanders to take photos and then attacked police who arrived on the scene.

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Man tries to rob a bank after he paid $500 to a wizard to make him invisible

If someone is claiming to be a wizard, and is offering to make you invisible for the low low price of $500, there’s probably a good chance he’s full of shit. One Iranian man learned that the hard way, when his brazen bank robbery quickly went bad, because he wasn’t invisible as promised.

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As I Lay Dying singer arrested for hiring a hitman to kill his wife

One of my favorite metal bands singer was arrested for hiring a hitman to kill his estranged wife. I wonder if they’ll get a new singer or just call it quits. Word to the wise, if you’re hiring a hitman to kill your wife, 100% of the time it’s a cop. 

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/as-i-lay-dying-singer-arrested-in-murder-for-hire-plot-20130508

Hooker Pepper-Sprays 14-Year-Old John, Steals His Piggy Bank

When you’re 14 and you try and hook up with a prostitute, that kind of shit can happen. 

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Man charged with sexual assault for being naked in own house

The Swedish man got the charge lifted, after a woman accused him of masturbating in front of his living room window.

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Man jailed for watching cartoon pixie and elf porn

Clark’s sentence is linked to previous allegations of indecently assaulting a teenage boy. Concern over his viewing habits was flagged due to the pixies and elves appearing young. 

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While you were sleeping: One Boston bomber suspect shot dead, the other still at large

Late last night, the two men wanted by the FBI as suspects in the deadly Boston Marathon bombing got into a gunfight with police after they killed an MIT campus cop and then stole a car. The two men are apparently brothers from Chechnya, and the one in the blue hat in the top photo was shot by police where he later died at the hospital and the guy in the white hat is still at large.

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Breaking: Officer shot and killed at MIT, carjacking and grenades tossed at cops in Watertown, MA

In what could be an isolated incident or related to the Boston Marathon bombing, a campus police officer was shot and killed at MIT in Cambridge, Massachusetts, which was then followed by two guys jacking a car and shooting and throwing grenades at police. At least that’s the report right now.

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Former Tennessee vice mayor arrested for going 90mph with his dick out the car window. How does that even happen?

I know cars are becoming stupidly easy to drive, but does that now make it possible to drive while hanging your dick out of the driver’s window? I’ve tried doing sketches and charts to try and figure out how to hell this would work, but even with cruise control on and one steady knee, I’m really impressed with how former vice mayor William Blakely was able to go 90 with his cock out of the window.

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